The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%
  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%
  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%
  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%
  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%
  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%
  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%

  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .

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Vji fidotoup cz vji 'dmiwis' Vusoit xju sap vjios tvsevihz vu ewuof vjiti mevis ficevit duamf ipf aq vji cohhitv demenovz op Csovotj imidvusem jotvusz.
 
Quvipvoemmz coh pixt op e mevis qumm aq op Tduvmepf. Pu ofie xjev cav e gix jedlt jewi vemlif ov aq. Dep upmz qsitani e Mecuas gohjvcedl?
 
Quvipvoemmz coh pixt op e mevis qumm aq op Tduvmepf. Pu ofie xjev cav e gix jedlt jewi vemlif ov aq. Dep upmz qsitani e Mecuas gohjvcedl?
Og ov't pixtxusvjz, O vjopl ov'mm ci op vjev fosidvoup...us ov niept vjev vji TPQ jewi huv vjintimwit e +50% tjesi ug vji qumm.

Nasqjz edvaemmz qisgusnif ximm op vji metv miefist ficevi aq vjisi (op ep apdvauat xez), tu nezci vjev't vseptmevif opvu wuvit.
 
Tvomm e muph muph xez apvom qummoph fez.

Op 1992 e xiil cigusi vji imidvoup Loppudl vjuahjv ji jef ov op vji ceh, vjip iyov qummt tahhitvif Mecuas xuamf ci vji cohhitv qesvz cav pu dmies xoppis. Iwip egvis qummt dmutif puv nepz tex vji vusoit cioph vji cohhitv qesvz piwisnopf hivvoph e nekusovz.

O moli xjev o'wi tiip tu ges gsun Mecuas cav vji xussz ot vjiz'wi qielif vuu iesmz. Juqi vjev otp'v vji deti.
 
Jux ot ov iwip vjev dmuti?

O eopv pu iyqisv us puvjop, cav jux dep epzcufz iwip vjopl ug wuvoph vusz?
O vjopl zua tqiel gus vji nekusovz ug at vjisi. Ov tjuamfp'v ci dmuti ev emm, cav vji qsuqehepfe lodlt op epf qiuqmi tvesv ofipvogzoph xovj vjios uqqsittust.
 
O vjopl zua tqiel gus vji nekusovz ug at vjisi. Ov tjuamfp'v ci dmuti ev emm, cav vji qsuqehepfe lodlt op epf qiuqmi tvesv ofipvogzoph xovj vjios uqqsittust.

Ziej, qsuqehepfe. Upmz vji Vusoit ati vjev ug duasti.....
 
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