Curtis
Player Valuation: £35m
He got kicked out of his home for cheating on his wife. Sleeping on an air sofa apparently affects a player's game
Blast_of_Cannock
Player Valuation: £15m
We had 3 last season, & played a CB out of position. So I wouldn't count it out...
It's not like we once bought 3 number 10's in the same window. Oh wait, we did.
Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
In 2015, Everton explored a deal for Virgil van Dijk, who was then at Celtic. However, the club found the fee (around £10–13 million) too steep and declined to pursue it further . He went to Southampton.That’s one I’d the worst things I’ve ever read!
As they missed out on van Dijk, Everton turned their attention to Michael Keane, then of Burnley. Keane had been a target throughout 2016–17 and became a key defensive priority.
Everton signed Keane on a five-year deal for an initial £25 million (rising to £30 million).
Keep laughing fella.
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £70m
That article is excellent depressing to read, best not be kin true if that's the limit of our aspirations this summer.
Thetigerblue
Player Valuation: £6m
If we’re signing has beens and never wasers then all the fears around Moyes will start to surface again. Also all those recruitment and analysis teams might as well pack their bags if it’s just picking people based on Moyes’ vibes
Infernus
Player Valuation: £10m
So it looks like what is probably the case is that the team have looked at the statistics. Our defence was pretty much champions league standard statistically last season, so will be patched up with frees and loans for this coming season. Money will be spent where it is needed, in the midfield and up front.
Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
Don’t use your brain mate, it’s dangerous.
You must knee jerk like a Russian dancer and then bookend your posts with laughing emojis. That’s the smart thing to do.
Dwight K Schrute
Player Valuation: £30m
I'm not talking about his overall playing ability. Michael Keane is a terrible, terrible defender. But there is a definite comparison in how they read the game. Walker is often the wrong side of his man, occupies the kind of positions that would drive managers insane, and loses sight of his man - just like Keane. However, whereas one is a flat-footed plodding dullard, the other was insanely fast and athletic- which can cover many sins.
Walker is no longer that physical specimen and still reads the game terribly.
Dwight K Schrute
Player Valuation: £30m
We signed Funes Mori instead of Van Dijk, not Michael Keane. Keane signed a couple of years later.
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £70m
I'd argue the centre backs and goalkeeper were pretty much Champions League standard, and the full backs (until O'Brien shifted to RB) were propped up by the others. We definitely need long-term upgrades at both full back positions, and hopefully at least one will be brought in this summer that isn't a has-been, low-motivated sex pest from Manchester City who was previously earning over 200k a week.
windymiller
Player Valuation: £60m
Pretty sure he could buy my house and a nice king-size bed with a fortnight's wages!
On a lighter note.Some bloke has been staying in my hotel for a week and pretended to be a RS.He is a full on BLUE..................his missus said it nearly killed him.Just presented me with an Everton cap and an Everton Farewell to Goodison scarf .LOVE IT x
Curtis
Player Valuation: £35m
I feel a more dynamic fullback would really elevate our attacking potency. Hopefully were getting another RB with Patterson leaving and Seamus retiring, that's probably just wishful thinking. I would be a little underwhelmed by walker but won't rush to judgements regarding recruitment until the end of the window
Curtis
Player Valuation: £35m
Can't access the accounts if the card is in the home you got exiled from , for being a sleazeball but jokes aside it's pretty nauseating how wealthy he is
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