Mr Happy
Player Valuation: £35m
Why ?Currently, as it stands today, I don’t think we’re in discussions for anyone, no.
Why ?Currently, as it stands today, I don’t think we’re in discussions for anyone, no.
Something to offset the pain and highlight how absurd the window is - Chelsea are number 6 on the same list, spoiled brats
6. Chelsea
A club that has signed 49 senior players in three years at a cost of around £1.5billion is never far from buying someone, panic or no panic. If Enzo Maresca had his way, Chelsea would be steaming into the market for a centre-back following Levi Colwill’s long-term injury, but so far the club appear to be telling him to make do with the 12 senior defenders that remain available to him (No joke. That’s the real number). However, after mustering only three shots on target against Palace on Sunday, expect them to spend £70m on a new striker who’ll get a 12-year contract then be loaned to Strasbourg in January.
They don't have it in for us, a one eyed dog could see we're at panic stations.the athletic have it in for us
oh like all the rest!
Why ?
They're also in the Europa League
We're at DEFCON5, make no mistake. Pissy pants levels are off the scale. The Athletic hasn't the first idea of how bad things really are. Guaranteed sheet shortage imminent in the North West. United fans getting concerned as a result.They don't have it in for us, a one eyed dog could see we're at panic stations.
Why ?
Ah yes, urine references. Clever.We're at DEFCON5, make no mistake. Pissy pants levels are off the scale. The Athletic hasn't the first idea of how bad things really are. Guaranteed sheet shortage imminent in the North West. United fans getting concerned as a result.
We're at DEFCON5, make no mistake. Pissy pants levels are off the scale. The Athletic hasn't the first idea of how bad things really are. Guaranteed sheet shortage imminent in the North West. United fans getting concerned as a result.
You dont know that. You're assuming it and peddling it like its a fact.Because we are not signing or even bidding for anyone.
Can the dog play right back?They don't have it in for us, a one eyed dog could see we're at panic stations.
Not clever. I just can't get wrapped up in things to the extent others do. Ultimately does it affect me or those closest to me or is it in my control? Big resounding no to all the above. So might aswell make light of it.Ah yes, urine references. Clever.
Nah, he's a no. 10 or a right-footed left winger. Sign him up Moyles.Can the dog play right back?
CorrectNot clever. I just can't get wrapped up in things to the extent others do. Ultimately does it affect me or those closest to me or is it in my control? Big resounding no to all the above. So might aswell make light of it.
It seems to have an impact i don't get it myself, the collective memory of players unless it's like a united or Chelsea they seem to focus on the most recent aspect of success even if it's a one off season. Forest are known to splurge as well, at the same time they didn't start making this slew of signings until a couple weeks ago.Honestly though, how important is a season in the Europa League compared to an extra £10k a week over 5 years at a bigger club? We should have been blowing Forest away this summer.
The narrative now is that they are having a great window and we are having a disappointing one - and that’s on us.