TimHowardsBeardJuice
Player Valuation: £30m
Fun Subbuteo fact: Football commentator Jonathon Pearce ran an entire world cup, qualifiers and all in his bedroom alone as a child. He had national anthems, goal scorer and tackle rankings, disciplinary, the lot.
Weirdo.
I made up nonexistent sports, wrote rulebooks for them, made up leagues of teams with nicknames and colors and stadium names etc., set up league schedules, and programmed my Commodore Vic 20 to play out the schedules, matching the teams’numerical rankings in various categories against each other, adding an advantage for the home team, and then generating random numbers to arrive at a score line, and adjusting the league table once the games had been played
in related developments I didn’t touch a woman until my thirties*
*this is an exaggeration although not by mucch