Strangest place you've seen an Everton player

[larbert toffee]

Duncan Mackenzie at a petrol station on the East Lancs Road complete with Fedora.

 

[bigboy]

When I was walking out of the Tesco on Hanover street having a conversation with my mate I looked over the road and made direct eye contact with Ross Barkley. Without breaking eye contact I shouted “kinhell that’s Ross Barkley”. Barkley proceeded to give me the death stare of a great warrior and I could tell he wished death upon me.

Two weeks later he was floored by a roided fatty in a local nightclub. His form went to s**t and he left in the following January.

I’ve always blamed myself.

 

[Gwladys Nights]

Leighton Baines avoiding eye contact in the Baltic Market with his retro camera dangling from his neck.

Derek Temple sat in the away end like a hero at Chelsea the day we knocked them out the cup in 2011.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Toyota Park, Chicago.

2-0 preseason loss to the mighty Fire. Sad day. Also the day I fell in man love with Arteta. Like a preened toro strolling his pasture.

 

[LEONARD]

Pat Nevin= Walker Art Gallery.

This at a time when you only saw them in the alehouse or bookies.

 

[LowerGwladysLad]

Was staying in a hotel in Cardiff a couple of years back for a night out, Wales were playing Northern Ireland and the Northern Ireland team were staying in our hotel. Shared a lift with Roy Carroll and a Sauna with a few other players

 

[Tipp blue]

Scott Gemmil in a lift in a hotel in Dublin. A friend of mine (Liverpool fan) started asking him about Notts forest, didn't know he'd moved.

 

[Death]

My younger cousin was a mascot for the last game of the season against Portsmouth and afterwards we got to meet the man of the match.

The game was awful until the last 5 minutes were Bilyaletdinov scored an absolute screamer which in turn made me think, "Sound looks like we'll meet Bily". Final whistle goes, we go down to a conference room and wait for the player.

In strolls Tony Hibbert, in a suit. Wasn't happy and didn't even get a photo with him.

T-bert owned that game. I would have loved to see him after. Shame on you.

 

[Lune1878]

Not an ex-player, but saw Keith Wyness at a German airport during 2006 world cup. He was being interrogated by a couple of lads whilst waiting for his bags

 

[Parker]

T-bert owned that game. I would have loved to see him after. Shame on you.

I was 15 and awkward at the time. Regretted it in the long run, would've made a good profile picture.

 

[Bluerobins]

Slavin Bilic on the steps of the old museum entrance (they ruined that museum). He was injured, obviously, and strapped up.

 

[bazza86]

Used to have a kick about on a Sunday morning with Mick Lyons and Andy King (RIP) when they lived in Green Park, Maghull in mid-late1970's. Andy was about the same age as myself (early 20's) but he and Mick were happy to play with all the young kids. Nobody could ever get the ball off Andy, such a skilful footballer.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You live in Ashton Reidy?
If it was the one opposite the Tom & Jerry (forget the name of it), he's a good mate of the manager there.

it was the bank in Ashton but the shop was in Golborne.

 

[kev]

it was the bank in Ashton but the shop was in Golborne.

Guess he just likes charity shops

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

'Raced' Peter Reid back down the Lancs after a game he mustn't have been playing in.
He was an International driving an XR2, I was an Apprentice in a 205 GTI, I left him at every set of lights like Maradona in the Azteca.