Special talents

[coyney]

I can click my tongue very loudly. It takes a strong tongue to do that. Girls like me

So does Chico

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

If my wife smacked my ass I'd probably land in Hounslow, not one to be messed with Mrs Sherbets.

If theres one thing I can do better than most, it's get irritated or hacked off, not good on the old heart in the long run but I am considering Anger Management classes.

God forbid I ever end up in an elevator with Clattenburg, Thomas and Ross.

ooh, the carnage.

 

[blue_kate]

I can down alcohol really fast, I'm just not good at keeping it down.

 

[Hayee]

I have magic hands. I'm ****ted though so don't quote this please! Thank god for predictive

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I can down alcohol really fast, I'm just not good at keeping it down.

that means you are able to open up your throat if you can pour it straight down, can you fit a whole banana in (not sideways).

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I have magic hands. I'm ****ted though so don't quote this please! Thank god for predictive

 

[McBain]

I can "Wally".

It's when you spit water out of the glands under your tongue.

Just touch the roof of your mouth with the tip of your tongue, then yawn and squeeze your mouth muscles to hone that bad boy. Could get you on the eye from 50 paces i
could.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Not enough space on here to list them.

 

[micknick]

I can blow bubbles from my tongue. Dont know anyone else that can do it.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

I can throw a ball in the air and catch it behind my back without looking. Got almost a 98% success rate.

 

[bluebastardo]

I've done a few things semi professionally, had sponsorships in one, and taught a little in something else.
Now I'm getting old.

 

[Gazdalf]

I can/could put a 5.56mm round through a 10p piece at 200m using an SA80 rifle. I can also do a 10mm 5 round grouping (Put 5 rounds within 10mm group on the target)at 300m with an SLR rifle.


I will dig out the pic of it, and get it on computer.

(Basically I was a dam good marksman, and received my marksmanship award whilst still serving in the green pyjamas)

I hope that classes as a talent.

 

[heatmeiser]

I can tell you everything that an actor has starred in from just a seconds glance. Drives the mrs mad obviously when watching a film and I'm blurting out "Casualty 1999 - the man with the missing finger. The Bill - the smackhead with the dodgy 'tache 2004. Nil by Mouth - the tramp with the orange bubblecoat".

I can also do dodgy stuff with cards. Can deal myself whatever 2 cards I want. I don't get invited to many home games anymore...

 

[Robert Jarvis]

I can/could put a 5.56mm round through a 10p piece at 200m using an SA80 rifle. I can also do a 10mm 5 round grouping (Put 5 rounds within 10mm group on the target)at 300m with an SLR rifle.


I will dig out the pic of it, and get it on computer.

(Basically I was a dam good marksman, and received my marksmanship award whilst still serving in the green pyjamas)

I hope that classes as a talent.

Gaz you are needed in Afghanistan.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I can/could put a 5.56mm round through a 10p piece at 200m using an SA80 rifle. I can also do a 10mm 5 round grouping (Put 5 rounds within 10mm group on the target)at 300m with an SLR rifle.


I will dig out the pic of it, and get it on computer.

(Basically I was a dam good marksman, and received my marksmanship award whilst still serving in the green pyjamas)

I hope that classes as a talent.

Now you've told us that, have you got to kill us all?