Spanish for little fly

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chicoazul

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Mosquitoes. Mini vampires of the insectual world.
Azul left the window open a bit last night and woke up at 5am with bite ridden feet. Itched like would wouldn't believe.
Caught her like, stalked her and ended her in my hands, resulting in my own blood squirting out of her (the mozzy, not Azula).
What everyone's worst mosquito stories?
I got bit on the eyelid years ago, swelled my eye up loads, not fun. Got scars off nasty bites too.
 

Hate the little buggers. Especially that ziiiiip past your ear, resulting in you slapping yourself silly.
 
Spent some time in Mobile Alabama, the little beggers were all over the place. I worked with a lad who used to try to get the mosquito to explode by pinching the skin around the feeding mosquito to trap it. The theory was that blood would continue to flow until the poor little thing exploded.

Never tried it myself, it sounded too disgusting even for me. Probably a health risk as well. Stick to a rolled up newspaper would be my advice.
 
tiger balm
takes the itch out of any bites and and if a bit is put on before hand then they dont come near as they dont like they wiff.
marmite also keeps the buggers away but to be honest i'd take a chance rather than smell that all night.

sand fly's are also vile critters but if you have ever been unfortunate enough to be bitten by whatever it is that lives in bamboo then you will know where i'm about to come from.
went out for a scran in bali and when i got back to my gaff i was blitzed with bites, mrs b.o.g. counted well over 100 on my back, went down the pharmacy and he told me it's a mite that lives in bamboo and whilst i was having my nasi goreng the chairs population was having a good nosebag on me.

thgose acid squirting flies in greece used to burn like feck as well, probably the same as our fly's but evolved a potent vom that can get through olive oil, so powerfull that it could stain your skin.
 
The 80's , merchant navy , medi . L.C.A.B. - arsehole'd , often comes back to cabin , has blindingly brill' idea to leave port-hole open for ventilatilon - boss early morn views . Wakes to find he has been colonized by the little bastards . Eye-lids , Ears , oh , they had me right off , alright . Many times .
Little fuka's .
Usually involves drink , I find .
 

Was sitting at home watching tv yesterday, when about five wasps started dive bombing me. Out came the fly spray and got all the buggers.

Now I don't know how this happened so I can only surmise, I sprayed one in the air over my head and it fell down my back, down the cheeks of my arse (builders bum you know) and nestled in the crevace in a drugged state until in its death throw it stung me between the cheeks. 24 hrs on and still painful.

Please keep the giggles to a minimum :o:o:o
 
They leave me alone for some reason, I don't get bitten too often.

I plastered myself in midgie repellent once and watched as one of the little gits landed on my forearm, wilted instantly and dropped to the floor, dead. Tremendous.

Wasps are obviously far worse. One landed in my pint the other day.

I chopped it's head off with my credit card.

Still drank the pint obv. And then my girlfriend asked me if it tasted of honey now.

I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or punch her in the nose.
 

I've always been a coward when it comes to mozzies, the only thing that really keeps me on me toes, I'd never been bitten, read up a lot about repellents and one particular evening I put the ORANGE to the test, we were in Kardamina, Kos, months before, I read rubbing pure orange juice on yer sorted it.

I spread the juice all over me body and a double helping on me gob, woke up at 4am to find half a dozen mozzies licking the face off me and not one bite, couldn't believe it.

Nowadays if I go for a good bevvy, I put a smidgen of orange juice on me gob in case some old tart fancies me, you know how you can get bitten after a few scoops. :)
 
Spanish for Little Fly?? I always though it was Rafael Benitez. My lack of education hey, looks like i have too go back to school.
 

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