Song for Allardyce?

[Kurt.]

We are Sam and Lee
We've robbed you of your dignity
We are Sam and Lee
The kopites laugh at EFC

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Koff you money grabbing twonk and take that fat piglet kopite with you

 

[heartscry2286]

Koff you money grabbing twonk and take that fat piglet kopite with you

is that ABBA?

 

[Gareth Gibson]

"Fat Sam, Fat Sam, hunky big fat Sam, he's not a red and he's good in bed, hunky big fat Sam."

 

[People75]

I was thinking about - motorhead - "no class"

Im not soo much in to pop

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

"Fat Sam, Fat Sam, hunky big fat Sam, he's not a red and he's good in bed, hunky big fat Sam."

Is that to the tune of "He's got red hair but we don't care"?

It's quite catchy.

 

[GwladysPhil]

Ohhh Sammy Sammy...


Sammmy Sammy Sammy Allardyce

 

[Seathestars]

Bee Gees, how deep is your love, simply change love to pockets

 

[MrD]

He is Big Sam...

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(Hey it's Big Sam)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Easy enough. No need for fancy lyrics.

 

[Kev50]

Let’s twist again

 

[heatmeiser]

I don't think you're ready for Sam's jelly.
I don't think you're ready for Sam's jelly.
I don't think you're ready for Sam's jelly.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Ohhh Sammy Sammy...


Sammmy Sammy Sammy Allardyce

Old School. I like it!

 

[Yarrgh]

Get out of our club, get out of our club
Take Walshy with you and get out of our club

Actually I don't blame Sam at all. He'll do what he needs to do, work hard to organise us and try his best to keep us up.
It is the owners who need the blame for their rank stupidity and pathetic management.

A bit of a complicated second verse but I like it.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Turn a whiter shade of pale

 

[IV(AC)]

I could work with this.

Oh, think twice.
Another loss for Sammy Lee and Allardyce