GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!
To the tune of Batman....
Fat Sam! Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Fat Sam!
Or alternatively. To the tune of Agadoo...
Allardyce, dyce, dyce, Big and fat and dodgy too
Allardyce , dyce, dyce, his brand of footy makes you spew
To his right is a snake, cost poor Ranieri his job,
To his left is a stumpy, ulgy kopite ginger knob!
Oh think twice, its just another day for you and me and Allardyce
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