Some Help!

[bluemangroup]

Ibiza is ace. Which part are you going to Jon? Ive been over and even enjoyed San Antonio, Ibiza Town is under rated too.

What month you going?

Standard.

 

[chicoazul]

Standard.

Drink your own vom and your mate's piss you woolly rugby loving quilt.

 

[Bungle]

Drink your own vom and your mate's piss you woolly rugby loving quilt.

CHECK

 

[bluemangroup]

Drink your own vom and your mate's piss you woolly rugby loving quilt.

 

[The Esk]

"From the vaults" - enjoy

 

[blue4eva77]

one excuse for the text message from work is because, genuinely she doesnt get signal in her work.. and thats a fact..she works in a restaurant with a tin roof and even outside it it struggles to get signal. i know im making excuses again...

Howling at this...

Read the rest later.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

ram her until she begs for mercy. Pummell her like a powerdrill. When finished dont even kiss her. Take your things, leave and get a taxi.

She'll on the phone begging for forgiveness the next day.

This does actually work.

 

[chicoazul]

Ah Jon. These were some good days.

Think he's married her too.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Ah Jon. These were some good days.

Think he's married her too.

 

[Donald Twain]

See my previous posts on how to win control of the relationship back.

When you meet her, make sure she clocks you checking out slimmer/younger versions of her. Do it discreetly or you will look like a ted.

Get her pissed, if shes from North Wales then she's fair game, book a cheap nasty B&B, and ram her until she begs for mercy. Pummell her like a powerdrill. When finished dont even kiss her. Take your things, leave and get a taxi.

She'll on the phone begging for forgiveness the next day.

Trust me, Im a pervert.

wow! You've changed.

 

[Donald Twain]

@SuitsBlue is killing me here.

 

[chicoazul]

wow! You've changed.

I'm a pale shadow these days lid.

 

[Donald Twain]

Ok Jon I stayed well clear of this thread but after reading through I feel I need to give you some advice.

I went through a similar thing but when I was 18- it was my first love and I kept making excuses for her. At one point she was staying at my house and this other guy was staying at hers the next night- which I didnt know. When I found out I was devastated but people want what they cant have its human nature. I chased her for a bit and then it hit me- [Poor language removed] the bitch Im worth more than this. I completely stopped ringing her, going round her house etc etc

Do you know what happened next?! She started calling me saying she wanted to get back with me she had made a big mistake etc etc. I told her to do one and I had this new found confidence that meant I went on a bit of a bender with my mates and to be honest I got into quite a few pairs of knickers in tha time. It was my way of getting over it- no one got hurt and it was all good fun.

Mate I know its hard but read back what you have written- dont be a sucker you are making the same excuses I was- you are worth more than that and you know to say '[Poor language removed] that silly [Poor language removed] Im worth more than that!'

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[Donald Twain]

Classic stuff and totally exhausting. Feel like I've had a good hiding after that.

 

[Elong]

@SuitsBlue is killing me here.

Hmmmm.