little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
Not only does it work... but it goes straight to my post !! ( and Matt Damon's if ya page loads that way first)![]()
An' , What am I like ???
Chopped Liver ...???
Not only does it work... but it goes straight to my post !! ( and Matt Damon's if ya page loads that way first)![]()
OK ; Update time ...
NOT FOR THOSE Pro-Landy , ... Cali' / Nelly / Rafuh , etc , I may as well post this , ladies . Don't see the point in a PM,..
Text from S ...
" Landy's cocked himself up with us mate . Moysey's FUMING with him ..."
Closes , Landy book , ... Sick , meself , but I get others aren't too arsed , but I repeat , I'm devoed .
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5 .., 4 .. , 3 ,..
I GET your new , lad , so I'm gonna try an' explain it ...
1; AUTOMATIC OUT-BALL .
2 ; PACE ; THE MOST VITAL COMMODITY IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE .
3 ; In games against ALL the Long-term Big 4 , with the exception of Grey Skull - for which I bladdered him , incidentally , HE WAS BOSS , an' was among main reasons for our performances . Esp' Emirates ...
4 ; He DIGS US . Even NOW ....
5 ; He was On-Loan with a view to breaking ALL OF OUR Piggy Banks , later in the year....

Thanks LCAB. Sheesh. Liking a player and talking about him favorably makes other people get upset. Go figure. Oh, and he is America's Maradona, so yeah, we go there.![]()


Landon Donovan v Seamus Coleman: I'm sure that LD outstrips SC in terms of carrying the ball further at pace, but is he significantly better than him when it matters getting a yard on a defender around the box? I'm no saying LD is not the more complete player than Coleman, but was he that much better we'd blow millions on a loan deal for?
For me Dave the answer is no, would prefer to be looking for an out and out striker.
I always though the addition of Donovan would allow Coleman to play right back behind LD, and thus give us a dynamic Donovan/Coleman combo on the right similar to Piennar/Baines on the left. This would essentially put Neville on the bench, as he doesn't add much to the attack. In other words, I never saw Donovan as a replacement for Coleman.
But just like any other non-player acquisition, what really matters is what does Moyes do with the money not spent on Donovan? A striker would be what we all want. Get a striker of equal quality to Donovan and its more than square in my book.
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