I can't get a signal on my phone as soon as I'm near Goodison park. And being in the lower bullens i'm fairly sure Archibald Leitch has somehow incorporated a thick layer of lead into the stand and roof above as it's virtually impossible to get the half time scores whilst having a pint.
Stick nigh on 30 000 fans trying to access phones at the gate in a 10-15 minute period, and the undoubted technophobes being lead through it step by step plus Everton's natural ability to 'Everton That!' at everything we touch. I'd reckon I could be in the ground for the bars to be serving just b4 half time, or have buggered off the pub after hearing cheers on numerous occasions from the away end next door followed by the familiar hearty blue booing of a typical match day.