2025/26 Seamus Coleman

[Bluerover]

TBH I hope he goes to the coaching staff now - if he's good enough for that.

Being dug out by social media ingrates is no fit way of seeing out the twilight years of a marvellous Everton player who's performance on and off the pitch has been incredible.

The footballing cognoscenti who employ very nasty language about this superb servant of Everton FC are probably more to be pitied than scorned.

Where it is incessant I have simply put them on ignore.

I believe he has completed his UEFA A licence which permits managing to Championship level and that he is working on getting the full Pro Licence which would allow management in top level Leagues.

Interesting points made by Thomas, although I don't think Séamus would dream of claiming the credit for those wins.

His commitment and humility would mean he would just be happy for the fans and the players, and that is as far as he would go in terms of satisfaction.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

The footballing cognoscenti who employ very nasty language about this superb servant of Everton FC are probably more to be pitied than scorned.

Where it is incessant I have simply put them on ignore.

I believe he has completed his UEFA A licence which permits managing to Championship level and that he is working on getting the full Pro Licence which would allow management in top level Leagues.

Interesting points made by Thomas, although I don't think Séamus would dream of claiming the credit for those wins.

His commitment and humility would mean he would just be happy for the fans and the players, and that is as far as he would go in terms of satisfaction.

State of this.

 

[Mr Happy]

I wouldn't rule out Coleman coming up with a goal or two before he does step away.

An injury or two more likely. Young man's game nowadays

 

[b-rad]

TBH I hope he goes to the coaching staff now - if he's good enough for that.

Being dug out by social media ingrates is no fit way of seeing out the twilight years of a marvellous Everton player who's performance on and off the pitch has been incredible.

“We're overly sentimental at Everton and we need to start being a lot more hard ball.”

- Davek, 21 January 2026

 

[Nymzee]

His cumulative 8 minutes on the pitch in both of those games was vital to us securing 6 points. What the hell are we doing here

Love how the tweet say “not a stretch” I’m like it’s so much of a stretch I just pulled my hammy.

 

[Marius57]

His cumulative 8 minutes on the pitch in both of those games was vital to us securing 6 points. What the hell are we doing here

If he is injured and not in the squad, is he not allowed to be around them?

Pretty sure he has been shown on screen at every game we lost as well.

Why does he have to be in the squad to influence them?

 

[Nymzee]

If he is injured and not in the squad, is he not allowed to be around them?

Pretty sure he has been shown on screen at every game we lost as well.

Why does he have to be in the squad to influence them?

His fist pumps generate more energy the closer he is to the touch line.

 

[COYBL25]

His fist pumps generate more energy the closer he is to the touch line.

They also help power those nasty wind turbines out in the Mersey too.

Heaven help us if one of the blades came loose, due to a mini cyclone being caused by his fist bumping.

 

[Nymzee]

They also help power those nasty wind turbines out in the Mersey too.

Heaven help us if one of the blades came loose, due to a mini cyclone being caused by his fist bumping.

He’s a danger to the environment

 

[COYBL25]

He’s a danger to the environment

I hope Dave doesn`t find out, it would end him.

 

[MikeH72]

His fist pumps generate more energy the closer he is to the touch line.

New walk out song for when he’s manager.

 

[SJB]

The state of this thread.

 

[Neiler]

Apparently Seamus is warming to the idea of giving Moyes a new contract.

 

[davek]

Apparently Seamus is warming to the idea of giving Moyes a new contract.

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He probably masterminded the 2nd half comeback - him or Billy McKinlay.

 

[Bluerover]

Apparently Seamus is warming to the idea of giving Moyes a new contract.

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"Séamus, for flips sake, what should I do??"

"Listen carefully. Time to bring on Tyrique George."

"Ok Séamus, you're dead right!"