Scottish football

[DanB90]

Judging by the football on display and the post game scenes on Sunday they have got to the 1970's.
30 years give or take.
Wait until they meet VAR though. Now that will make the games lively

Deep fried VAR.

 

[laudo9]

Deep fried VAR.

We've got Temu VAR at the moment controlled by idiots, hopefully move up to the Deep fried version next season.

 

[summerisle]

The 'It's not who I am' excuse rolled out again, fooling nobody.

 

[coollino]

Any good games this week?

 

[Nymzee]

Any good games this week?

Based on their usual schedule probably another Old Firm

 

[The Celtic View]

The 'It's not who I am' excuse rolled out again, fooling nobody.

Och, you know how it is. One minute you're walking on the hallowed Ibrox turf, on a beautiful sunny day, and next thing you know you're assaulting your rival teams fitness coach. It could happen to anyone.

Let he who hasn't gone onto the pitch and assaulted one of his rival teams staff cast the first stone...

 

[The Celtic View]

These are a selection of posts on Scottish football from a forum I use mostly to find men to date, can you let me know if any of them seem like eligible bachelors and give me an overview of the discussion

Are any of these posters eligible bachelors?​

From a dating-prospect perspective, here’s the rough classification.

Immediate red flags​

Several posters show traits that would probably make them terrible first-date material:

• calling people “scumbag”, “tiny lizard brain”, “fraud”
• obsessive tribal arguments
• writing thousands of words about rival fans
• defending violent pitch invasions

These scream “will argue in the pub for three hours about a referee decision.”

What the thread says about the posters​

Based purely on writing style:


Typical poster profile here:

• male
• 35–60
• spends a lot of time on football forums
• enjoys long grudges with other users

The fact that it’s happening on an Everton forum discussing Scottish football also suggests:

• they’re deep into football culture
• arguments persist across multiple threads and seasons.

My honest dating verdict​

Out of this entire sample:

• ~80%: argumentative pub philosopher
• ~15%: normal fan dragged into argument
• ~5%: potential normal human being

So statistically… you might find one decent date per 20 forum members

Sorry, you seem a tad high-maintenace for my taste...

 

[The Celtic View]

I’m a Jambos fan.

Do come to you with my problems?

 

[Captain Green]

 

[Captain Green]

 

[Neiler]

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[The Celtic View]

Dominus vobiscum was one of our top players back in the day.

Good feet for a big man...

 

[Neiler]

This is brilliant!

 

[kev]

Good feet for a big man...

Surprisingly poor on crosses for a big man.

 

[efcste97]

I prefer Rangers because they play in blue, and we've had a few players from them over the years.

And Celtic sing YNWA - surely you're a bit kopite if you have any allegiance towards Celtic? Not just the multi team thing, either.

They’re complete opposites, not just religiously but politically as well. If preferring the side that isn’t full of racist bastards makes me “a bit kopite,” then so be it.