Was willing Chermiti to score a hat trick, so people could go mad saying we shouldn’t have sold him. Sadly he was dog muck
bag's going to get away with it too.
Looks lovely that
Bishop Thumpety-Thump
Player Valuation: £20m
Exhibit B.Which set of fans would a Jewish person be safer with?
The Celtic View
Player Valuation: £20m
Animals
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
These are a selection of posts on Scottish football from a forum I use mostly to find men to date, can you let me know if any of them seem like eligible bachelors and give me an overview of the discussion
From a dating-prospect perspective, here’s the rough classification.
Several posters show traits that would probably make them terrible first-date material:
These scream “will argue in the pub for three hours about a referee decision.”
Based purely on writing style:
Typical poster profile here:
The fact that it’s happening on an Everton forum discussing Scottish football also suggests:
Out of this entire sample:
So statistically… you might find one decent date per 20 forum members
Are any of these posters eligible bachelors?
From a dating-prospect perspective, here’s the rough classification.
Immediate red flags
Several posters show traits that would probably make them terrible first-date material:
- calling people “scumbag”, “tiny lizard brain”, “fraud”
- obsessive tribal arguments
- writing thousands of words about rival fans
- defending violent pitch invasions
These scream “will argue in the pub for three hours about a referee decision.”
What the thread says about the posters
Based purely on writing style:
Typical poster profile here:
- male
- 35–60
- spends a lot of time on football forums
- enjoys long grudges with other users
The fact that it’s happening on an Everton forum discussing Scottish football also suggests:
- they’re deep into football culture
- arguments persist across multiple threads and seasons.
My honest dating verdict
Out of this entire sample:
- ~80%: argumentative pub philosopher
- ~15%: normal fan dragged into argument
- ~5%: potential normal human being
So statistically… you might find one decent date per 20 forum members
Lizards huh?
Tell me more good people of Scotland.
Tell me more good people of Scotland.
Efcjake
Player Valuation: £80m
Decided to pop in here for a browse and it is not disappointing
datblygu
Player Valuation: £8m
5% might be an optimistic prediction.These are a selection of posts on Scottish football from a forum I use mostly to find men to date, can you let me know if any of them seem like eligible bachelors and give me an overview of the discussion
Are any of these posters eligible bachelors?
From a dating-prospect perspective, here’s the rough classification.
Several posters show traits that would probably make them terrible first-date material:
- calling people “scumbag”, “tiny lizard brain”, “fraud”
- obsessive tribal arguments
- writing thousands of words about rival fans
- defending violent pitch invasions
These scream “will argue in the pub for three hours about a referee decision.”
What the thread says about the posters
Based purely on writing style:
Typical poster profile here:
- male
- 35–60
- spends a lot of time on football forums
- enjoys long grudges with other users
The fact that it’s happening on an Everton forum discussing Scottish football also suggests:
- they’re deep into football culture
- arguments persist across multiple threads and seasons.
My honest dating verdict
Out of this entire sample:
- ~80%: argumentative pub philosopher
- ~15%: normal fan dragged into argument
- ~5%: potential normal human being
So statistically… you might find one decent date per 20 forum members
I prefer Rangers because they play in blue, and we've had a few players from them over the years.
And Celtic sing YNWA - surely you're a bit kopite if you have any allegiance towards Celtic? Not just the multi team thing, either.
And Celtic sing YNWA - surely you're a bit kopite if you have any allegiance towards Celtic? Not just the multi team thing, either.
Efcjake
Player Valuation: £80m
Good points but I'll offer as a counter point: Rangers love Thatcher and the Royal family.
Can any self respecting blue say the same?
Benicetoourboys
Player Valuation: £35m
Its all too much about religion for me so I don't care about either of them.