Royston Drenthe

[Baines' left foot]

[Poor language removed] off Royston!

 

[RFUS]

I thought that was open play :huh:

Howard's goal was open play!

Well he didn't mean to do it.

So Royston scored our only intentional 20+ yard open play screamers of the season.

More accurate... It just doesn't sound nearly as impressive now. FFS.

 

[Brennan]

Well he didn't mean to do it.

So Royston scored our only intentional 20+ yard open play screamers of the season.

More accurate... It just doesn't sound nearly as impressive now. FFS.

Makes it sound like we've had loads of accidental thunderbolts from Hibbert.

 

[Roztitute]

Well he didn't mean to do it.

So Royston scored our only intentional 20+ yard open play screamers of the season.

More accurate... It just doesn't sound nearly as impressive now. FFS.

Vividly remember Drenthe's goal at Craven Cottage, half of us still finding our seats, but went mental when he smashed it in. It was so unexpected.

 

[RFUS]

Makes it sound like we've had loads of accidental thunderbolts from Hibbert.

To be fair he's had a few cross-cum-nearly goals.

Vividly remember Drenthe's goal at Craven Cottage, half of us still finding our seats, but went mental when he smashed it in. It was so unexpected.

As soon as it went in I thought "FFS Royston lad Everton players don't do that".

 

[Brennan]

To be fair he's had a few cross-cum-nearly goals.




As soon as it went in I thought "FFS Royston lad Everton players don't do that".

You were just desperate to type 'cum' ffs.

 

[RFUS]

You were just desperate to type 'cum' ffs.

Cum and my keyboard usually have the opposite relationship.

 

[Goat]

Regardless of his talent on the pitch, hes a massive bellwhiff off it, we have a good squad at Everton, they all seem to work for each other, players like him taking the piss would cause rot.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Not even in the Holland squad, his career is down the pan.

 

[Roztitute]

Not even in the Holland squad, his career is down the pan.

Yeah, he's only made one senior team app for Holland tho. He's always getting disiplined so doesn't get to show off his talent.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Yeah, he's only made one senior team app for Holland tho. He's always getting disiplined so doesn't get to show off his talent.

It's a shame really, he could be setting the world alight somewhere like Real Madrid if he wasn't such a massive bell.

 

[Roztitute]

It's a shame really, he could be setting the world alight somewhere like Real Madrid if he wasn't such a massive bell.

Maybe at Everton!

*cries

 

[Hayee]

Give him a contract?
He carries on playing the tit.
Your left with a guy that nobody will touch on a five year contract on probably a top wage taking the piss,disrupting the club and showing the kids a bad attitude.
No thanks.
Bye Royston.

Van Der Meyde style - no-one wanted to pay for him, no thanks Royston, lets keep Pienaar instead

 

[Bigmaclad]

Maybe at Everton!

*cries

It's not going to happen mate, let it go.

 

[Roztitute]

It's not going to happen mate, let it go.

Haha don't worry i'm over it. I am living in fear of the summer transfer window though.