Royston Drenthe

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nightmare to coach? "Okay, everyone, gather round--not you royston, go wait in the tunnel and think of how much you hate the other team. Okay, guys, go out there, play some good passes, move, and stay out of royston's way. If he shoots instead of passing it to you, don't make eye contact with him."

"gaffer, what you want me to do?"
"Whatever you want. Be violent, shoot, and create chances"
"Sound"

"How come royston isn't at practice?"
"Because he's tearing heads off of barbie dolls and drinking malt liquor. Now, as I was saying..."

Be a cinch to coach. I love royston, me. him and fellaini.
 
kenyonl said:
nightmare to coach? "Okay, everyone, gather round--not you royston, go wait in the tunnel and think of how much you hate the other team. Okay, guys, go out there, play some good passes, move, and stay out of royston's way. If he shoots instead of passing it to you, don't make eye contact with him."

"gaffer, what you want me to do?"
"Whatever you want. Be violent, shoot, and create chances"
"Sound"

"How come royston isn't at practice?"
"Because he's tearing heads off of barbie dolls and drinking malt liquor. Now, as I was saying..."

Be a cinch to coach. I love royston, me. him and fellaini.
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Hahaha

For Moyes, who likes things disciplined, controlled and steady, he must be doing his head in, although I don't know nothing of him personally I reckon he's probably our Balotelli.
 
some players need a kick, you kick em
some need a cuddle, you cuddle them
some need leaving alone, you leave em alone
All is different
 
kenyonl said:
nightmare to coach? "Okay, everyone, gather round--not you royston, go wait in the tunnel and think of how much you hate the other team. Okay, guys, go out there, play some good passes, move, and stay out of royston's way. If he shoots instead of passing it to you, don't make eye contact with him."

"gaffer, what you want me to do?"
"Whatever you want. Be violent, shoot, and create chances"
"Sound"

"How come royston isn't at practice?"
"Because he's tearing heads off of barbie dolls and drinking malt liquor. Now, as I was saying..."

Be a cinch to coach. I love royston, me. him and fellaini.
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as lee nelson would say "Qualiteeeeeeeee" - btw i don't watch that ****e program, i just know his catchphrase
best 2 players right there
 
He's like that stunning girl you try and not fall in love with because you know she could ruin your life given half a chance. I hope we keep him.
 
David Moyes on Drenthe:

"It's taken him time to settle. He came from Real Madrid and you think they will come and understand what we do here. But they don't straight away.

"There's a lot more of the defensive side of the game we need him to be part of. He can't just do what he wants.

"He's beginning to do a bit better and can do much better. He has that ability to score, to create a chance. We're beginning to trust him much more now."


Not being funny but I'm disliking Moyes more and more.
 
I'm surprised Moyes has actually signed foreigners since he's been here, he seems like he's stuck in the f*cking 50's and refuses to play anyone who doesn't bring their boots to training in a bit of chippy paper.

Get with the f*cking times Moyes, we need attacking players who get the crowd on their feet.
 
It's like he writes his own little story and people lap it up. The sad thing is he'll get praise for supposedly transforming Drenthe into a Premier League player when he's pretty much been doing it since day one. In reality his attitude, work rate and level of performance haven't changed at all, and nor should they. He's always put a good shift in, and has been a threat in the majority of games he's played for us.
 
Im sorry but last time i looked it was a team game - good players are also good players without the ball as well - especially at a club like everton. If u end up defending with ten men most games you wont be as successful. Its not just about trackin back. Its about being aware of your responsibility to your team mates
 
tracking back and defending is important, hell be a much better overall player if or when he does. however, he offers so much more than any of our other players, so should be in the team regardless
 
chris_b said:
Im sorry but last time i looked it was a team game - good players are also good players without the ball as well - especially at a club like everton. If u end up defending with ten men most games you wont be as successful. Its not just about trackin back. Its about being aware of your responsibility to your team mates
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For me he puts a shift in though.

You dont hear Moyes saying that Phil Neville or Tony Hibbert for example are good defenders but are **** at attacking.
 
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