Ridiculous Terrace Chants of Yesteryear

[adi dassler]

Worst chants of recent years are anything to the tune of 'September' by earth wind and fire that loads of wooly teams seem to sing lately, and before that "We've got *insert players name*, I just don't think you understand". Absolutely dreadful and gladly rubbish like that has no place at Everton.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Johnny Lyles claret and blue army
Repeated for about 10 mins by West Ham fans circa 1980s

 

[MarkK1988]

Worst chants of recent years are anything to the tune of 'September' by earth wind and fire that loads of wooly teams seem to sing lately, and before that "We've got *insert players name*, I just don't think you understand". Absolutely dreadful and gladly rubbish like that has no place at Everton.

sloop john B gets massively overused "this is a sh*thole i wanna go home" from away fans whove got worse stadiums than us winds me up

 

[MarkK1988]

United tend to be the best for chants on the flip side to this convo

 

[KaiserEFC]

It’s not really from yesteryear but when we were playing West Ham the other year away and one of us would qualify for Europe through that fair play rule they all started singing “we’re all going on a European tour” when we picked up a yellow card to which we all immediately sang back “you’re all going on a European tour” which totally bemused the lot of them. I was sat right next to them and the confusion was palpable.

Funnily enough they went straight out before Europe could ruin their season lol

 

[FOXINPEACE]

Was also there, had the windows smashed on the train. Those were the days eh? ( theres a chant in there somewhere!)

Reminded me of this

 

[Seathestars]

Over there, over there, and do they smell, like f——hell

 

[hallamblue]

Johnny Lyles claret and blue army
Repeated for about 10 mins by West Ham fans circa 1980s

My favourite version of that was when Villa had Dr Josef Venglos as their manager. Needless to say it didn't trip off the tongue!

 

[hallamblue]

United tend to be the best for chants on the flip side to this convo

Especially their great team under Fergie, they used to have a song for nearly every player!!

 

[MarkK1988]

Especially their great team under Fergie, they used to have a song for nearly every player!!

Viva ronaldo was a good one

 

[hallamblue]

Viva ronaldo was a good one

That Ryan Giggs one was good too, but I made up a parody of it. It was to the old Robin Hood theme tune:

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, mincing down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, never does a thing
Crap on the left
Crap on the right
Bag of sh**e,bag of sh**e, bag of sh**e

This was of course jealousy!

 

[MarkK1988]

This was of course jealousy!

our one for Torres was class

 

[Tony101]

I always hated the Steve G big An hard song. I could never understand how grown men could all stand up an chant about an other man been big An hard. if he was the heavyweight champion of the world or something then I could kind of get it but it's just proper cringe An so was there song when we played them around Christmas when Salah scored.

 

[Jamiednm]

Those American lads have the most cringeworthy football chants by several thousand light years.

‘I believe that we will win’
‘You’re not singing over there’
Etc...

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Was also there, had the windows smashed on the train. Those were the days eh? ( theres a chant in there somewhere!)

It seems like I picked quite a notorious game to start this thread. A stabbing, coach windows smashed and train windows smashed. And here's me moaning about some crap terrace song!