Ridiculous Terrace Chants of Yesteryear

[royalblue66]

Eff off McMahon is still the greatest yet most random football chant ever.

Still call him f o when ever he's on the tele, old habits and that.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I always hated "Kenny Dalglish is a homosexual"

Utter cringe

 

[Papa Shango]

Still call him f o when ever he's on the tele, old habits and that.

And rightfully so.

 

[kev]

The street end boys we are here yo-ho yo-ho
The street end boys we are here yo-ho yo-ho
The street end boys we are here to **** your women and drink your beer, yo -ho, ho- ho -ho -ho

I was 13 FGS, I knew very little about beer and much less about women, but I still used to belt that one out.

 

[4737carlin]

You're gonna get your f*****g heads kicked in.
And to the same tune, you're going home in a f*****g ambulance.
Such lovely times.

"You'll never reach the station"

I remembered the ambulance one as "your going home in a St Johns ambulance"

 

[maccavennie]

The jingle bells songs when winning an away game ( granted we don't win one very often) but it always done my head in

 

[Piijt]

“The left side”, “the right side” in the Street End during boring matches with no away support in the 70’s

 

[hallamblue]

"Is this a library, Is this a library!"

No, it's a modern football ground with expensive tickets having priced out the working class, and thereby killing the atmosphere.

 

[ste d' indica]

Always laugh at Hull city's 'you're getting mauled by the Tigers' chant, not so much the chant it self but the fact you get grown men mauling at thin air like a tiger

This'll take some beating, not sure I even laughed the first time I saw it, just astonished at the absolute state of it. The RS 'poetry in motion, tra la la la' is sad as all as well.

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Oh I forgot about the banal chant of 'stand up, if you....(whatever)', which is usually followed by 12 people standing up in a crowd of 30,000 plus.
Does 'stand up, if you love Man U' ring any bells?

 

[Yid4life]

We all agree (insert name of team) are magic.

Sounded too northern to be sung by Londoners.

 

[PhilM]

Anything that shower sing.

 

[paultheblue]

"Ten past 9 is stabbing time "

To the tune do da day was a bit sinister in the late 70s early 80s at night matches when games kicked off at 7.30.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Your arse is on your head,usually to a balding reflol

 

[Dario Terracotta]

"Ten past 9 is stabbing time "

To the tune do da day was a bit sinister in the late 70s early 80s at night matches when games kicked off at 7.30.

"Stanley in,stanley out,in,out,in,out,you twist it all about"same era Paul.