Ridiculous Terrace Chants of Yesteryear

[larbert toffee]

I'd walk a million miles to the end of your nose Phil Thompson.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Chelsea fans singing One Man Went To Mow. Apparently they still do it. Why, I don't know.

‘Tom you useless ket wigged tit. Cancel your contract’

‘Boooooooooooo’

TERN ROSS

ETA: I forgot the Spurs song, the poster who mentioned Barmby reminded me.

We're all having a party, we're all having a party
We're all having a party when Sol Campbell dies
We'll have jelly and ice cream...etc

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Agree completely with the 'One Man Went To Mow' nonsense. I guarantee that at least 80% of the Chelsea bells don't even know what that's all about.

 

[edge]

I was at that match. Can't really remember the song, but we got our windows smashed on the coach. Absolutely freezing on the way back home.

that was the next coach to us in the carpark, two of my ,mates were on it, i nearly got stabbed that day just before half time.

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

The previous post just reminded me of a dreadful Swansea song. Didn't they have one that started with 'Every woman every man, stab a Cardiff fan' at one time? It was to the tune of The Housemartins' 'Caravan of Love'.

 

[duncs pigeon]

Some of you fifty-somethings may remember being away at Wolves over the Christmas period in 1983. It was a thoroughly crap performance (we lost 3-0) but good times were, of course, just around the corner.
Earlier in the year, Karma Chameleon had been a massive song and even 35 years on, I can hear the Wolves fans singing, "karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, come on you Wolves....come on you Wolves....come on you Woooollllllves!"
Never before had I seen 2000-3000 fans collectively turn to their left and with puzzled looks say "what the...." It was such a terrible, cringeworthy terrace song and I hate the fact that it's a football memory of mine.
Are there any similar chants out there that we need to be reminded of? Personally, I think that pop songs very rarely translate into good terrace songs but I'm willing to have my opinion changed.
Just for the record, 'Will Grigg's on fire' also falls into the terrible category in my humble opinion.

Was also there, had the windows smashed on the train. Those were the days eh? ( theres a chant in there somewhere!)

 

[Jacob]

I'd walk a million miles to the end of your nose Phil Thompson.

I remember this one being chanted when we played City aimed at Summerbee (don't think his beak was as big as Pinocchio's though)

 

[larbert toffee]

I remember this one being chanted when we played City aimed at Summerbee (don't think his beak was as big as Pinocchio's though)

It was also applied to Jack Charlton's giraffe necklol

 

[Jacob]

It was also applied to Jack Charlton's giraffe necklol

Ha ....especially when he ambled up for their corners !!

 

[Steve0]

Lee bums Bell
Bell bums Lee
Then they both bum Summerbee

 

[Maine road Man]

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best, they go up from his arse to his chest

They are better than Adam and the Ants, Niall Quinn's disco pants

 

[Lickle eric]

Tell me ma me ma
To put the champagne on ice
We,re going to wembley twice
Tell me ma me ma

 

[Chewbacca]

My favourite, if true cos I wasnt there, was a Villa one. They were at home, and in a state, and the away support, City or Newcastle iirc, sang the "Going down going down" standard.

In a heartbeat, the Holte End responded with "Whats it like whats it like"

I was at WHL in the Eighties when the Loadsamoney Cockernees started with the

“On the dole, on the dole, on the dole” and we went back with “so are we, so are we, so are we”

 

[MarkK1988]

whats the one our fans used to sing with the lines "we have no manners we always spend our tanners" and "when the coppers shout hey put the candles out we are the goodison gang"

always some old fella on a coach who loves singing that

 

[adi dassler]

whats the one our fans used to sing with the lines "we have no manners we always spend our tanners" and "when the coppers shout hey put the candles out we are the goodison gang"

always some old fella on a coach who loves singing that

When you hear the coppers shout 'Hey put your candles out' We are the Goodison Gang
We have no manners, we spend our tanners
We are respected wherever we may go
Marching down the Goodison Road
All the windows open wide
When you hear the coppers shout 'Hey put your candles out' We are the Goodison Gang