Ridiculous Terrace Chants of Yesteryear

[goodisonopheliac]

Worst chants of recent years are anything to the tune of 'September' by earth wind and fire that loads of wooly teams seem to sing lately, and before that "We've got *insert players name*, I just don't think you understand". Absolutely dreadful and gladly rubbish like that has no place at Everton.

I always associate that song with Dimitri Payet. Which hasn't aged well.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Newcastle singing geordies
Wools

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Another one that I never quite got was the rs obsession with their hilarious song 'The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope'. Three questions;
1. Why would an English football team be going to see the head of the Roman Catholic church?
2. Why on earth would he give a toss who they are anyway?
3. Would the Pope question their identity by using the F word?
Or am I just taking this too literally because it's that lot?

 

[MarkK1988]

ited went to Rome to see the Pope'. Three questions;
1. Why would an English football team be going to see the head of the Roman Catholic church?
2. Why on earth would he give a toss who they are anyway?
3. Would the Pope question their identity by using the F word?
Or am I just taking this too literally because it's that lot?

haha yeah your taking it a bit literally, i mean i wouldnt have really let Fellaini shag my wife, tho i wasnt married at the time shes still the mother of my child

 

[MarkK1988]

Reminded me of this

oh god rememeber that

 

[larbert toffee]

haha yeah your taking it a bit literally, i mean i wouldnt have really let Fellaini shag my wife, tho i wasnt married at the time shes still the mother of my child

Who is 6'6" with curly hair

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Another one that I never quite got was the rs obsession with their hilarious song 'The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope'. Three questions;
1. Why would an English football team be going to see the head of the Roman Catholic church?
2. Why on earth would he give a toss who they are anyway?
3. Would the Pope question their identity by using the F word?
Or am I just taking this too literally because it's that lot?

Isn't that a Half Man Half Biscuit song? Except it's about Slipknot, not Man United.

 

[ScoobyBlue]

Dario Terracotta and others might know this one from the Park End in the seventies:

"Terry, Terry.....Terry Terry Terry Darracott 2,3,4" (and repeat)

 

[royalblue66]

We are on the march with Fat Sam's Army.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Wba used to do a Chelsea /millwall thing akin to that celtic /rangers chant which in turn when Scotland played Wales at the pit in 77 we done a Scotland /Wales thing ( well the park end did anyway )

 

[Blue 1]

To the tune of Blue Moon:

Ian Rush
He's got a fkin big nose
He's got a fkin big nose
He's got a fkin big nose
(repeat ad infinitum)

 

[kenada_blue]

Always laugh at Hull city's 'you're getting mauled by the Tigers' chant, not so much the chant it self but the fact you get grown men mauling at thin air like a tiger

Bahaha My word.

There's a few in that crowd chanting...but don't wanna look like a tit

 

[ToffeeDan]

When you hear the coppers shout 'Hey put your candles out' We are the Goodison Gang
We have no manners, we spend our tanners
We are respected wherever we may go
Marching down the Goodison Road
All the windows open wide
When you hear the coppers shout 'Hey put your candles out' We are the Goodison Gang

I’m a bow legged chicken and knock kneed hen, I haven’t had a fight since I don’t know when, I walk with a wiggle and a waddle and a squawk, doing the Everton boot walk.”

 

[ToffeeDan]

Another one that I never quite got was the rs obsession with their hilarious song 'The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope'. Three questions;
1. Why would an English football team be going to see the head of the Roman Catholic church?
2. Why on earth would he give a toss who they are anyway?
3. Would the Pope question their identity by using the F word?
Or am I just taking this too literally because it's that lot?

Arsenal sang that "The famous Tottenham..."

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Who is 6'6" with curly hair

lollol