Really Bad Things

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

Many things annoy me so are classed as bad things in my eyes. Off the top of my head:

Customers who give you [Poor language removed] then just hang up, I'd much rather someone shout at me for another 15 minutes & then say "Thanks, bye" than just hang up on me, words can't describe how much it pisses me off.

People who never go to the game trying to win a football arguement with me, even worse those who don't even watch on the telly & don't know the 1st thing about their team.

[Poor language removed] drivers: Middle lane hoggers, people who don't indicate when they're coming off a roundabout or turning & there's someone waiting, people who go slower than the speed limit, people who quickly turn onto the road ahead of you when there isn't really time & then go slow anyway - if you're in a rush drive quickly, if you're not wait until there's a proper [Poor language removed] gap in the traffic, people who drive up the wrong lane because it's free of traffic & expect you to let them in when they should be at the back of the queue you've just had to [Poor language removed] sit in, the people who actually let those [Poor language removed] in, people who drive up your bumper on the motorway when the only reason you're going slower than them is because there's traffic in front of you... There are more but I can't think of them off the top of my head

If you're any of those I hate you & your entire family

 

[Vim Fuego]

Celery, there's just no justification for it.

 

[heatmeiser]

Celery, there's just no justification for it.

Sticky Vicky certainly put it to good use.

 

[Nebbiolo]

palpitations
sciatica
David Cameron
Scottish weather
Danish weather
Intensive foreign language classes
Booing at half time
Cold baked beans
Cheap wine
Cheap beer
Things that are nice but get you in bother (choose your own)

 

[Cal]

People who drive under the speed limit, make me [Poor language removed] furious.

I proper get furious in the car.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Sticky Vicky certainly put it to good use.

Sounds like my kind of girl.

You've sort of given it a purpose.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Many things annoy me so are classed as bad things in my eyes. Off the top of my head:

Customers who give you [Poor language removed] then just hang up, I'd much rather someone shout at me for another 15 minutes & then say "Thanks, bye" than just hang up on me, words can't describe how much it pisses me off.

People who never go to the game trying to win a football arguement with me, even worse those who don't even watch on the telly & don't know the 1st thing about their team.

[Poor language removed] drivers: Middle lane hoggers, people who don't indicate when they're coming off a roundabout or turning & there's someone waiting, people who go slower than the speed limit, people who quickly turn onto the road ahead of you when there isn't really time & then go slow anyway - if you're in a rush drive quickly, if you're not wait until there's a proper [Poor language removed] gap in the traffic, people who drive up the wrong lane because it's free of traffic & expect you to let them in when they should be at the back of the queue you've just had to [Poor language removed] sit in, the people who actually let those [Poor language removed] in, people who drive up your bumper on the motorway when the only reason you're going slower than them is because there's traffic in front of you... There are more but I can't think of them off the top of my head

If you're any of those I hate you & your entire family

Keeping to the driving theme. Those fecking [Poor language removed] that get up my arse when I'm driving at the speed limit. I'm sick of it and if anyone here does that type of thing, fecking quit it!

 

[ricardobee]

Gout

its not just for xmas

Its rubbish all year round, inhibiting my drinking and pastie eating dammit

 

[Cal]

Keeping to the driving theme. Those fecking [Poor language removed] that get up my arse when I'm driving at the speed limit. I'm sick of it and if anyone here does that type of thing, fecking quit it!

I bet you drive well slow Neb

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Neb, i bet your driving Miss Daisey...



Me an Cal would be right up your arse...

 

[Nebbiolo]

I bet you drive well slow Neb

I avoid speeding. But usually drive at the limit (e.g. 60 mph, in a 60 mph zone). I'm not one of those gets that bring traffic to a standstill while they admire the view, or are taking it easy because the road is "all twisty".

 

[Cal]

I avoid speeding. But usually drive at the limit (e.g. 60 mph, in a 60 mph zone). I'm not one of those gets that bring traffic to a standstill while they admire the view, or are taking it easy because the road is "all twisty".

I hate people who drive 40mph in a 50mph for example, when there is big [Poor language removed] off signs saying 50mph.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

People who drive under the speed limit, make me [Poor language removed] furious.

I proper get furious in the car.

ANGRY YOUNG DRIVERS WHO THINK THAT IF IT SAYS "30" THEN YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY DO 30, EVEN THOUGH IT IS A HOUSING ESTATE WITH SMALL CHILDREN PLAYING/RETURNING FROM SCHOOL. THESE SAME DRIVERS ARE USUALLY FOUND COMPLAINING ABOUT INSURANCE COSTS.

people who use their phone without a handsfree, . guy near me drives a top spec range rover sport, which probably has one built in yet he holds it to his ear constantly.
i was driving through salford one day when a huge bentley came up behind me, with the reg "GR", first thoughts were "that ramsey tw@" the bloke (not him) was talking away on one of those jewel encrusted phones that are about £15grand, i put the window down as he was next to me at the lights, he rolled his down i said "do you realise a headset is only about 8 quid nowadays, he smirked and said "what would i want 1 of those for?". i pointed out that if he even veered towards me and my kids whilst on the phone then a headset would be the only way he could communicate with his phone as i would shove it so far up his arse that bluetooth would be the only method of communication, i then told him his car was a lump and i'd rather have an aston.

 

[Whitebootman]

I hate people who drive 40mph in a 50mph for example, when there is big [Poor language removed] off signs saying 50mph.

I don't care how fast or slow people drive, just get rid of those stupid stickers on cars telling me you've got kid's on board or you slow down for horses. What do they think I'm going to do about it. I'm not going to deliberatly crash into anyones car sticker or not.

No breast feeding in the middle lane of the motorway, that's what the slow lane is for.

 

[Nebbiolo]

I hate people who drive 40mph in a 50mph for example, when there is big [Poor language removed] off signs saying 50mph.

The worst was when I lived in the Trossachs and the tourists would clog the road up doing 20 mph because of all the bends. There was national speed limit on those roads. Yet what would happen as soon as they reached Aberfoyle when the road went straight, and a 30 mph limit came into play? The idiots would speed up and start doing 40 mph FFS!