Really Bad Things

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The fart of a woman, absolutely hideous.

YES GOD DAMN IT YES. I hate it when my girlfriend or my 2 daughters fart, they all find it funny as well, which just makes my even angrier. There is nothing that compares in my eyes to this.

On the subject of cramp, i used to get it quite a lot in my calf, mainly in my sleep, but i havent had it for years now, then the other night, it thought lets sneak up on this [Poor language removed] when hes alseep. I thought i was gonna die, i have NEVER fault pain like it in my life, i was hopping around the bedroom screaming and crying at 4am. It woke every1 up in the house and probably in the street. The look on my kids faces, i think they thought that somebody had stabbed daddy in the middle of the night.
 
[Poor language removed] that wipe [Poor language removed] on the walls of public lavatories. (AKA kopites)

I have decided this credit crunch thing is now officially bad.

Arguing with women, specifically because I am disadvantaged by my need to make sense and stay on topic.

Fellow shoppers that believe everyday is sunday and that they are strolling around their daddies yacht.

Something bad on the horizon.... just how much the gas and electric bills are going to hurt just after christmas.
 
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