Player Valuation: £40m
It's not that we want Benitez to fail. We just don't want him here, because his presence is causing discord angst and disharmony amongst the fanbase. Rafael Benitez has caused a civil war, to break out amongst the Everton family. We'll all be a happy family again when he's gone, and you pro Benitez cheerleaders, will be remembered for being on the wrong side of history.