PSV Confirm Everton Approach

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MoutsGoat said:
99.5% of people on this forum couldnt name a single player hes ever signed.

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Uh, dude, he's already been discussed quite a bit. Didn't we have an entire thread on Hirving Lozano? I know he loves Mexicans. I do NOT.

Honestly, the best part about this isn't that it's Brands, it's that we are actively pursuing a D of F.
 

Caolam said:
I hadn't a clue who he was but I am hoping he won't want to work with a Fat Sam
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" Right Marcel, here`s your tick list, I`d like you to scour Europe and find me players that :

(a) Can`t pass a ball.
(b) Have no pace.
(c) Have no positional sense.
(d) Happy to defend for 90 mins.

(e) MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, BE ABLE TO LAUNCH THE BALL INTO ORBIT.

" But, Mr Allardyce, I think you have all of those players already ? "
 
COYBL25 said:
" Right Marcel, here`s your tick list, I`d like you to scour Europe and find me players that :

(a) Can`t pass a ball.
(b) Have no pace.
(c) Have no positional sense.
(d) Happy to defend for 90 mins.

(e) MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, BE ABLE TO LAUNCH THE BALL INTO ORBIT.

" But, Mr Allardyce, I think you have all of those players already ? "
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haha, Sam would have his collection of Bolton DVD's out showing Marcel footage of Kevin Davies saying " We need a guy like this upfront "
 

Love another spin on the Moshiri rollercoaster. Koeman Walsh Ryzantev Allardyce Brands. The initial optimism, the ensuing failure, the big pay off, rinse and repeat. Moshiri knows.
 

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