Pizza, how do you eat yours?

[Eggs]

…I fold my slices, my daughter says the Italians eat it that way but I reckon they copied off me.

 

[goldfinchmule]

Like lard ass hogan in stand by me.

 

[davep]

They also have half a plate filled with a stupid neopolitan style crust and give you a speck of tasteless mozzarella for cheese in the middle, complete was of time. Pizza should be an indulgence

A group of lads who live to 160 have no right being involved in takeaway food, for that we look to our fattest. In which case the wobbly 6 fingered hillbillies over the Atlantic do better pizza than the boot shaped facists

This is the pizza thread though, and the nod goes to the yanks unless you're a helmet who wears sockless shoes

Wow, going at the Italians for their pizza? It's like saying your mate Shane does better Indian than the Indians. Or better chow mein than the Chinese. I'd like to cite the Grand Old Team (song) motto pls: And if, you know, your history.

 

[COYBL25]

Slices with a knife and fork when out.

With your hands when sat on the sofa at home.

The crust should always be thin and chilli flakes or chilli oil should always be liberally applied to give it some bite.

 

[Billy Dean]

Went to a place called l'industrie in Brooklyn last year. Had a slice with bacon, ricotta, fig jam and mozzarella. It was delicious

 

[Jimishorts]

I roll those slices up and eat like a sausage roll

The Italians eat pizza with a knife and fork I believe.

 

[longers]

Eating chips with Pizza is just wrong, yet i can't really explain why.

 

[Prevenger17]

I turn the slice upside down, lather it with dip and devour mercilessly

 

[Prevenger17]

The crust should always be thin and chilli flakes or chilli oil should always be liberally applied to give it some bite.

I made a complete switch to thin base in the last few years. I was able to smash pizza when I was young with no repurcussions, but cramps and agony started creeping into pizza night in my 30s

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I turn the slice upside down, lather it with dip and devour mercilessly

Eat it out a trough on all fours as well I imagine.

 

[blue to the bone]

…I fold my slices, my daughter says the Italians eat it that way but I reckon they copied off me.

I'm shocked you actually have eaten pizza!

 

[Groucho]

Well, never had a problem doing so mate. Been to Italy, out of curiosity?

Yes, three times and that includes Sicily.

They used knife and fork in Italy, at restaurants.

Well they’re clearly in the wrong too.

Ya chicken on pizza just doesn't go. It's horrendous. @Groucho what's your thoughts on chicken on pizza?

No strong feeling on that as long as cutlery is banished.

 

[Bryan+]

Just reminded me to buy my pizza oven

 

[Vintage]

Like eating soup with your hands.

But do you eat soup or drink it

 

[COYBL25]

I made a complete switch to thin base in the last few years. I was able to smash pizza when I was young with no repurcussions, but cramps and agony started creeping into pizza night in my 30s

Thin is the way to go.

Those thick crusts are like eating cardboard.