Pick Your Own Spice (Girl)

[heatmeiser]

Christ, I'm the only one whos gone for scary spice so far. Where's Bungle?!

She's leagues ahead.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Err, all of them. NEA.

 

[Moomin]

Anyone not picking Scary 'Mel' B Spice has clearly never bumped uglies with a Leeds lass before.

Beyond filth!

I picked Geri, but now that you mention it Leeds girls are filthy. I went out with one and her collection of lesbian porn was tremendous. We went out together one night on the prowl trying to entice a young lady to partake in our fantasies, she would have been a keeper other than the fact she was batshit crazy.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'd love to stick my tongue Up Poshes arse

 

[larrygobfiend]

I had a video tape of Match of the days, but the last hour of the tape was bits of sex scenes from movies on channel 4.

But, when the parents were out on a Friday or Saturday evening it was kecks around the ankles with RTL on.

The kids of today don't have to work for anything now.

A bit of tit on Eurotrash wouldn't even summon a nob throb from the youth of today.

 

[deipnosophist]

I'd love to stick my tongue Up Poshes arse

...presumably after she'd suitably abluted

 

[sageyefc]

I'd love to stick my tongue Up Poshes arse

Yes bry

 

[BigBlueConk]

Yes bry

If she met Bryan, she'd never go back to David. Who is probably in the back of a nanny somewhere.

 

[Moomin]

A bit of tit on Eurotrash wouldn't even summon a nob throb from the youth of today.

I always remember being in bed on a non school night watching my crappy 14 inch telly when I was a young teenager. The motion picture " The Accused " was on starring Jodie Foster. About a woman raped in a bar, I watched it hoping she would her justice unbeknown that towards the end of the movie they would show the actual rape scene. She was drunk and one man was going too far with the fondling and then launched her on the pin ball machine and rammed it up her, the men in the crowd shouted encouragement and then the ringleader was instructing other men to have a go and shouting " DO HER, DO HER! "

Then they got the town idiot who was clearly very slow but was a beast of a man to do her, and boy he was fierce. While all this was going on the screen I was out of the sheets in a flash on my knees with cock in hand over seeing Fosters nipples.

When I blew my biscuits, I felt utterly ashamed. I wanted her to get justice but here I was staring into the palm of my hand at my junk.

I'll always remember my first shame wank.

 

[BigBlueConk]

I always remember being in bed on a non school night watching my crappy 14 inch telly when I was a young teenager. The motion picture " The Accused " was on starring Jodie Foster. About a woman raped in a bar, I watched it hoping she would her justice unbeknown that towards the end of the movie they would show the actual rape scene. She was drunk and one man was going too far with the fondling and then launched her on the pin ball machine and rammed it up her, the men in the crowd shouted encouragement and then the ringleader was instructing other men to have a go and shouting " DO HER, DO HER! "

Then they got the town idiot who was clearly very slow but was a beast of a man to do her, and boy he was fierce. While all this was going on the screen I was out of the sheets in a flash on my knees with cock in hand over seeing Fosters nipples.

When I blew my biscuits, I felt utterly ashamed. I wanted her to get justice but here I was staring into the palm of my hand at my junk.

I'll always remember my first shame wank.

Great story. Very touching conclusion.

 

[Moomin]

Great story. Very touching conclusion.

Disappointed in myself I remember, and also disappointed I wasn't recording it.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Disappointed in myself I remember, and also disappointed I wasn't recording it.

I used to write thank you letters to channel 4 for putting a red triangle on the screen when there was going to be something interesting going on.

 

[Ronnie lee]

Christ, I'm the only one whos gone for scary spice so far. Where's Bungle?!

Me too....I have bumped uglies with a Leeds Lass..and Loved every minute of it...first time I got my Wings!!! Happy Day's!!

 

[Pootsy]

Lets not be fussy here lads. We'd all be assuming the Half Leapfrog position with any of them giving half a chance. Well maybe not all in that list but hey, I'm not going to argue if someones 'On the other bus' or and 'All-Rounder'

 

[BigBlueConk]

Lets not be fussy here lads. We'd all be assuming the Half Leapfrog position with any of them giving half a chance. Well maybe not all in that list but hey, I'm not going to argue if someones 'On the other bus' or and 'All-Rounder'

but who was your first choice mate?