Pick Your Own Spice (Girl)

[Pootsy]

I'd love to stick my tongue Up Poshes arse

Don't hold back there Bryan lol

 

[Pootsy]

but who was your first choice mate?

Baby, Hold onto the pigtails until my back gets warmed up. John is only there to bring a half time cuppa and some sudocream.

 

[royalblue66]

See that Sporty the r/s has a vote,they get everywhere.

 

[BigBlueConk]

See that Sporty the r/s has a vote,they get everywhere.

infiltration by kopites again

 

[degsy]

...presumably after she'd suitably abluted

Spoil sport, that's half the fun

 

[BigBlueConk]

I bet the Spice Girls would be dead chuffed to read this thread and see how much we treasure them.

 

[degsy]

I bet the Spice Girls would be dead chuffed to read this thread and see how much we treasure them.

Fair enough too, ffs, don't let them start singing again.

 

[PITA]

See that Sporty the r/s has a vote,they get everywhere.

Probably voted for by someone from the south of England.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Fair enough too, ffs, don't let them start singing again.

If some of the lads on here had there way, it would be difficult for them to sing with their mouths full....!

 

[BigBlueConk]

Probably voted for by someone from the south of England.

possibly Oslo.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

I picked Geri, but now that you mention it Leeds girls are filthy. I went out with one and her collection of lesbian porn was tremendous. We went out together one night on the prowl trying to entice a young lady to partake in our fantasies, she would have been a keeper other than the fact she was batshit crazy.

I've an arrangement with a girl from Hampshire whos in an open marriage

everything they say about posh birds is true - her latest request was to call me daddy while I choked her with a belt

 

[degsy]

I've an arrangement with a girl from Hampshire whos in an open marriage

everything they say about posh birds is true - her latest request was to call me daddy while I choked her with a belt

link or it didn't happen

 

[BigBlueConk]

I've an arrangement with a girl from Hampshire whos in an open marriage

everything they say about posh birds is true - her latest request was to call me daddy while I choked her with a belt

and I keep telling me ma not to go round to your house

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

and I keep telling me ma not to go round to your house

haha asif she's coming round mine

 

[BigBlueConk]

haha asif she's coming round mine

I did wonder who the random was that gets a mention in her will!