Phil Neville Injury/Contract-fest.

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And 10 others did their jobs better than him. Nevile's consistently our worst player. I can't stand him, and never have been able to. Why, oh why didn't moyes take the £6m fat sam offered for him years ago?

I dislike him intently, as a player who's had outrageous good fortune over his entire career (Carried at utd, carried here, played for england because of a chronic lack of a decent LB. Won't retire and let younger, better players get their opportunity)

As a person he's even worse. I know he's a snitch as VDM says, because he made a written & signed statement to the plod complainin' that me mate'd (Former STH) 'abused' him (Put it as it is & called him ****e) as well as a rant at & about crouch (and his bird) that got my mate banned from GP, and put on a tag - for hurlin' the same 'abuse' as 000's do every week.

Not only that, but he was embarrassin' on that Tv show when he didn't know the address of the club where he plies his trade, nor the year they were founded - even though that's emblazoned on every piece of kit he's worn for his entire tenure at Goodison.

He's a ********. The sooner he's gone, the better.

Blimey. Strong views mate.
 
And 10 others did their jobs better than him. Nevile's consistently our worst player. I can't stand him, and never have been able to. Why, oh why didn't moyes take the £6m fat sam offered for him years ago?

I dislike him intently, as a player who's had outrageous good fortune over his entire career (Carried at utd, carried here, played for england because of a chronic lack of a decent LB. Won't retire and let younger, better players get their opportunity)

As a person he's even worse. I know he's a snitch as VDM says, because he made a written & signed statement to the plod complainin' that me mate'd (Former STH) 'abused' him (Put it as it is & called him ****e) as well as a rant at & about crouch (and his bird) that got my mate banned from GP, and put on a tag - for hurlin' the same 'abuse' as 000's do every week.

Not only that, but he was embarrassin' on that Tv show when he didn't know the address of the club where he plies his trade, nor the year they were founded - even though that's emblazoned on every piece of kit he's worn for his entire tenure at Goodison.

He's a ********. The sooner he's gone, the better.

Dont agree witht the middle bit as I dont know the situation and what not

But the rest of the post I do agree with, I can not stand the fact he is our captain and plays week in week out when he wouldnt get near another Premier Leagues teams midfield

The sooner he retires the better for our midfield and my eyes
 
Dont agree witht the middle bit as I dont know the situation and what not

But the rest of the post I do agree with, I can not stand the fact he is our captain and plays week in week out when he wouldnt get near another Premier Leagues teams midfield

The sooner he retires the better for our midfield and my eyes

or if moyes leaves and we get another manager.
 
Wow. Let's just say I disagree. He breaks up play better than anyone we have (bar Gibson).

Problem is, its OUR play that he breaks up.

The ONLY thing that Neville does well is take up a space on the pitch. He has a unique ability to brilliantly position himself so that he does NOT have to make a tackle or receive a pass (i.e. HIDE). He defines the word CRAB

Poor passing, poor tackling (bar Ronaldo), no pace, poor in every attribute a modern EPL footballer needs. He is the scourge of our club and I am 100% confident that he is the worst captain ever of our great football club. Even that day Mitch Ward was captain he contributed more.

"Moyes would make a great manager of Man Utd" "I didnt know if i wanted to score the penalty" (Man U semi final).

The way he strikes a long pass in a similar style to Beckham infuriates me - they either end up in the stand or nowhere near their target - but hey, he looks good striking the ball.

He is, at best, the 3rd best RB at our club, and the 28th best defensive midfielder.

Oh and he has the WORST LONG THROW in the history of the game of football! Is he for f8cking real with them throws - 0% success rate! And he stays behind after training to practice them.

Snitch, public schoolboy, Tory, Manc, MUFC 1st, EFC 2nd and has the personality of a peado Librarian!

He is the most uninspirational character in the game, a complete bore. A captain should inspire by character or example, as he is the most talentless and most unspirational person at our club he should be nowhere near the captains armband. #hemakesmesick I actually like Gerrard better than Neville.

Oh and his dad is called Neville Neville!
 
Problem is, its OUR play that he breaks up.

The ONLY thing that Neville does well is take up a space on the pitch. He has a unique ability to brilliantly position himself so that he does NOT have to make a tackle or receive a pass (i.e. HIDE). He defines the word CRAB

Poor passing, poor tackling (bar Ronaldo), no pace, poor in every attribute a modern EPL footballer needs. He is the scourge of our club and I am 100% confident that he is the worst captain ever of our great football club. Even that day Mitch Ward was captain he contributed more.

"Moyes would make a great manager of Man Utd" "I didnt know if i wanted to score the penalty" (Man U semi final).

The way he strikes a long pass in a similar style to Beckham infuriates me - they either end up in the stand or nowhere near their target - but hey, he looks good striking the ball.

He is, at best, the 3rd best RB at our club, and the 28th best defensive midfielder.

Oh and he has the WORST LONG THROW in the history of the game of football! Is he for f8cking real with them throws - 0% success rate! And he stays behind after training to practice them.

Snitch, public schoolboy, Tory, Manc, MUFC 1st, EFC 2nd and has the personality of a peado Librarian!

He is the most uninspirational character in the game, a complete bore. A captain should inspire by character or example, as he is the most talentless and most unspirational person at our club he should be nowhere near the captains armband. #hemakesmesick I actually like Gerrard better than Neville.

Oh and his dad is called Neville Neville!


Hahahahahaha

Best post ever
 
I think he is good at dropping back and taking the ball off defenders. Problem is he isn't good enough to turn that into something positive and get it forward to somebody more creative or out wide to Pienaar or Mirallas. Plus he's slow so often loses possession. I hope he does the right thing and retires at the end of the season. There is absolutely no way he can continue in the first team next year.
 
Problem is, its OUR play that he breaks up.

The ONLY thing that Neville does well is take up a space on the pitch. He has a unique ability to brilliantly position himself so that he does NOT have to make a tackle or receive a pass (i.e. HIDE). He defines the word CRAB

Poor passing, poor tackling (bar Ronaldo), no pace, poor in every attribute a modern EPL footballer needs. He is the scourge of our club and I am 100% confident that he is the worst captain ever of our great football club. Even that day Mitch Ward was captain he contributed more.

"Moyes would make a great manager of Man Utd" "I didnt know if i wanted to score the penalty" (Man U semi final).

The way he strikes a long pass in a similar style to Beckham infuriates me - they either end up in the stand or nowhere near their target - but hey, he looks good striking the ball.

He is, at best, the 3rd best RB at our club, and the 28th best defensive midfielder.

Oh and he has the WORST LONG THROW in the history of the game of football! Is he for f8cking real with them throws - 0% success rate! And he stays behind after training to practice them.

Snitch, public schoolboy, Tory, Manc, MUFC 1st, EFC 2nd and has the personality of a peado Librarian!

He is the most uninspirational character in the game, a complete bore. A captain should inspire by character or example, as he is the most talentless and most unspirational person at our club he should be nowhere near the captains armband. #hemakesmesick I actually like Gerrard better than Neville.

Oh and his dad is called Neville Neville!

Gloriously put but I think you may be going a bit OTT here.

Neville's sound ffs.
 
too slow. any midfielder who attacks him at pace can simply run past him, I think it was hoilett, neville lost the ball and then couldnt get near him and he scored.
 
He was on telly , FF I think saying he's more of a scouser than a manc these days and will support Everton when he jibs playing, Don't let that get in the way of a decent rant though. And whatever that useless fat horrible leave your kids for a lapdancer prick says I'd take with a ****en bucket of salt.
 
Problem is, its OUR play that he breaks up.

The ONLY thing that Neville does well is take up a space on the pitch. He has a unique ability to brilliantly position himself so that he does NOT have to make a tackle or receive a pass (i.e. HIDE). He defines the word CRAB

Poor passing, poor tackling (bar Ronaldo), no pace, poor in every attribute a modern EPL footballer needs. He is the scourge of our club and I am 100% confident that he is the worst captain ever of our great football club. Even that day Mitch Ward was captain he contributed more. "Moyes would make a great manager of Man Utd" "I didnt know if i wanted to score the penalty" (Man U semi final).

The way he strikes a long pass in a similar style to Beckham infuriates me - they either end up in the stand or nowhere near their target - but hey, he looks good striking the ball.

He is, at best, the 3rd best RB at our club, and the 28th best defensive midfielder.

Oh and he has the WORST LONG THROW in the history of the game of football! Is he for f8cking real with them throws - 0% success rate! And he stays behind after training to practice them.

Snitch, public schoolboy, Tory, Manc, MUFC 1st, EFC 2nd and has the personality of a peado Librarian!

He is the most uninspirational character in the game, a complete bore. A captain should inspire by character or example, as he is the most talentless and most unspirational person at our club he should be nowhere near the captains armband. #hemakesmesick I actually like Gerrard better than Neville.

Oh and his dad is called Neville Neville!

stop reading at that
 
Problem is, its OUR play that he breaks up.

The ONLY thing that Neville does well is take up a space on the pitch. He has a unique ability to brilliantly position himself so that he does NOT have to make a tackle or receive a pass (i.e. HIDE). He defines the word CRAB

Poor passing, poor tackling (bar Ronaldo), no pace, poor in every attribute a modern EPL footballer needs. He is the scourge of our club and I am 100% confident that he is the worst captain ever of our great football club. Even that day Mitch Ward was captain he contributed more.

"Moyes would make a great manager of Man Utd" "I didnt know if i wanted to score the penalty" (Man U semi final).

The way he strikes a long pass in a similar style to Beckham infuriates me - they either end up in the stand or nowhere near their target - but hey, he looks good striking the ball.

He is, at best, the 3rd best RB at our club, and the 28th best defensive midfielder.

Oh and he has the WORST LONG THROW in the history of the game of football! Is he for f8cking real with them throws - 0% success rate! And he stays behind after training to practice them.

Snitch, public schoolboy, Tory, Manc, MUFC 1st, EFC 2nd and has the personality of a peado Librarian!

He is the most uninspirational character in the game, a complete bore. A captain should inspire by character or example, as he is the most talentless and most unspirational person at our club he should be nowhere near the captains armband. #hemakesmesick I actually like Gerrard better than Neville.

Oh and his dad is called Neville Neville!

Pretty much agree entirely. Except for the hashtag of course.

I'm glad someone else notices how he ducks out of responsibility. I was beginning to think I was going mad - he actually hides behind opposition players when Everton have possession.
 
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