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TheBlueGibbon
Player Valuation: £40m
Shades of the Yakubu derby goal for their third. He's done at any meaningful level.
Absolutely done. Has been for years. Pathetic captain.
Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
Absolutely sick of this fella. Completely spineless once again tonight.
Don’t care how much of a popular guy he is, or how much he leads by example in training. The captain of our club has just seen some idiot try to break Leighton Baines’ leg in the 89th minute of a friendly and calmly, meekly complained to the ref once the ball had gone out of play.
No matter what you think of them as people, John Terry, Roy Keane, Steven Gerrard (!), even Mark fcking Noble would be in there defending their player the second it happened. While they (except Noble) are obviously in a different class when it comes to playing ability, that’s not the discussion.
I genuinely believe that having this mute as captain over Seamus Coleman will hold us back going forward.
Edit: This is all irrespective of his “defending” tonight, by the way.
Don’t care how much of a popular guy he is, or how much he leads by example in training. The captain of our club has just seen some idiot try to break Leighton Baines’ leg in the 89th minute of a friendly and calmly, meekly complained to the ref once the ball had gone out of play.
No matter what you think of them as people, John Terry, Roy Keane, Steven Gerrard (!), even Mark fcking Noble would be in there defending their player the second it happened. While they (except Noble) are obviously in a different class when it comes to playing ability, that’s not the discussion.
I genuinely believe that having this mute as captain over Seamus Coleman will hold us back going forward.
Edit: This is all irrespective of his “defending” tonight, by the way.
Outmuscled in his own 6-yard box by a lad called Bradley ffs
Deckard2049
Player Valuation: £15m
Not good, but if he doesn’t want to jump then the club need to push him. Terry at Chelsea, Slippy at the RS, Casillas at Madrid... bigger players than phil Jagielka have been cast out because they couldn’t cut it any more. Of course this is Everton retirement community so he gets to stay.
He should be absolutely mortified about that 3rd goal tonight. If he isn't, time to retire.
SixtyGrand
Player Valuation: £1.5m
End of the day he doesnt pick himself. Everyone knows he isnt good enough anymore but the club apparantely.
Can’t even come back for pre-season without looking like he’s pregnant with twins, absolute wasteman. Got himself far too comfortable at this club.
evertonarntwe
Player Valuation: £35m
Why hasn't this old fool been stripped of the captaincy yet? Spineless dog who hasn't been a useful player in 5 year's
The saddest part is you all fell for the EEZ STILL ARE BEST DEFENDA carry on after he kept Glenn Murray quiet at Goodison and won some headers against Peter Crouch.
TheBlueGibbon
Player Valuation: £40m
Depressingly, he's probably second best after Holgate, despite the fact he's nowhere near good enough, and hasn't been since Martinez's last season at least.
I wouldn’t call him better than anyone else really, we have Holgate and then a load of shitters that are all at the same level, there’s not even a sliding scale. We have ourselves to blame for not sorting this position last summer when it was a priority.
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