Peter Crouch

D410 · July 20, 2012

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Tex · July 20, 2012

I would lose all respect and trust in Moyes if we bought him (n)

chrissyjack · July 20, 2012

He could just come on wearing a Fellaini wig. We'd be none-the-wiser

Hellerad · July 20, 2012

chrissyjack said:
He could just come on wearing a Fellaini wig. We'd be none-the-wiser

Dr. Seuss would be proud

Holian9 · July 20, 2012

D410 said:
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This thread ain't getting on page 2 any time soon.

Bigloco · July 20, 2012

I clicked on the link fully expecting 2 giraffes shagging, but...really? I actually kind of like the guy, but the only way I'd like us to sign him is as some sort of mascot.

Caudy · July 20, 2012

I wouldn't worry tbh, we don't have 8mil

NewRadical · July 20, 2012

Didn't click on the link, assume it links to animal porn or some such.

The only crouch we pay for at Everton are the seats we sit in.

Banhart · July 20, 2012

Absolutely triffic player that Peter is you know, triffic touch for a big fella an' all that, triffic signing, triffic.

McBain · July 20, 2012

Jags ..... finds Crouch .... Down For Jelavic .... GOAL!

Easy Peasy.

Groucho · July 20, 2012

As much as I dont like him and wouldn't want him, he does at least score the goals.

EFCNIK · July 21, 2012

Its a yes from me.

Groucho · July 21, 2012

EFCNIK said:
Its a yes from me.

I'm sorta inclined to agree. Sorta

neo2020 · July 21, 2012

Good player but not worth the 8 mil that we don't have anyway...

Elong · July 21, 2012

EFCNIK said:
Its a yes from me.

I think he's better than people give him credit for too. Good scoring record, actually pretty gash in the air considering how ace you'd expect him to be. 8 mil though? No way, and it's never gonna happen.