Peter Crouch

RFUS · July 20, 2012

I know journos make stuff up but you'd think they'd at least fabricate something remotely possible.

Bigmaclad · July 20, 2012

YES HOOFBALL

bluebottle · July 20, 2012

The ball need never touch the ground with our supreme head tennis style play.

caught · July 20, 2012

RadioFriendlyUnitShifter said:
I know journos make stuff up but you'd think they'd at least fabricate something remotely possible.

It's lazier than a girl I knew at uni who stole someone else's dissertation and handed it in without changing the name on top. You'd think...I dunno, "Everton looking to sign __________ on a free" wouldn't be so hard.

bluebottle · July 20, 2012

I can't think of anyone I'd less want to be linked with.

The Binman · July 20, 2012

I'd rather have Brett Angel above that former red poo robot....

SgtPepper · July 20, 2012

Is right Crouchy lid

Azzurri · July 20, 2012

Faaaaakinell.

ianefc · July 20, 2012

why even bother with this ****e, it is common knowledge we are stallinhg on pienaar deal by waiting for 2m when yobo goes yet its worth discussing the chance of us going for a 8 million pound striker which we cant afford and if we could we would be looking for a player to play behind jelavic not next to or instead of

Blue for you · July 20, 2012

fcuk sake i rather have Micheal Owen on one leg.

ijjysmith · July 20, 2012

Blue for you said:
fcuk sake i rather have Micheal Owen on one leg.

Ironic because that's probably what we'd end up with if we signed him.

FTY · July 20, 2012

To be fair ive heard in a few places that they met up in Glasgow?

Moyes is the next stoke manager

steken1 · July 20, 2012

Everton Linked with Crouch.

I assumed there was a typo an we were getting new seats for the lounges.

MapleLeafEvertonian · July 20, 2012

Well thats just silly but tis the season! No need for him, we get desperate that we want someone freakishly tall to score goals we will put felli up front.