Peter Crouch

[RFUS]

I know journos make stuff up but you'd think they'd at least fabricate something remotely possible.

 

[Bigmaclad]

YES HOOFBALL

 

[bluebottle]

The ball need never touch the ground with our supreme head tennis style play.

 

[caught]

I know journos make stuff up but you'd think they'd at least fabricate something remotely possible.

It's lazier than a girl I knew at uni who stole someone else's dissertation and handed it in without changing the name on top. You'd think...I dunno, "Everton looking to sign __________ on a free" wouldn't be so hard.

 

[bluebottle]

I can't think of anyone I'd less want to be linked with.

 

[The Binman]

I'd rather have Brett Angel above that former red poo robot....

 

[SgtPepper]

Is right Crouchy lid

 

[Azzurri]

Faaaaakinell.

 

[ianefc]

why even bother with this ****e, it is common knowledge we are stallinhg on pienaar deal by waiting for 2m when yobo goes yet its worth discussing the chance of us going for a 8 million pound striker which we cant afford and if we could we would be looking for a player to play behind jelavic not next to or instead of

 

[Blue for you]

fcuk sake i rather have Micheal Owen on one leg.

 

[ijjysmith]

fcuk sake i rather have Micheal Owen on one leg.

Ironic because that's probably what we'd end up with if we signed him.

 

[FTY]

To be fair ive heard in a few places that they met up in Glasgow?





Moyes is the next stoke manager

 

[steken1]

Everton Linked with Crouch.

I assumed there was a typo an we were getting new seats for the lounges.

 

[MapleLeafEvertonian]

Well thats just silly but tis the season! No need for him, we get desperate that we want someone freakishly tall to score goals we will put felli up front.

 

[Walken]

dreadful player, 6ft 7in coward, plus hes a typical cockney ballbag