Oumar Niasse

[Professor Toffee]

And I heard he wants Everton to pay his gas and leccy! Suntan Bob choked on that.

Ah the Muller clause

 

[billytoffee]

So why is Roberto staying at FF till 11pm
A mystery inside a conundrum inside a Ferrero Rocher

in hope that someone will fax through an offer to take Tim Howard!

 

[GrandOldTeam]

....he arrived on his own mate, no reps. Never even brought POOKIE.

I just Whatsapped this.

A Senegalese lad, comes over via Russia. Drives himself to Finch Farm.

Without any detail - at best, that seems very level headed.

At worst, a breakdown of liaison/lack of transfer nous. May sound trivial, but I did find it a little odd.

We probably told Byram to get the train to Hunts Cross and jog down to Finch Farm...

I do think we'll sign Niasse.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

So why is Roberto staying at FF till 11pm
A mystery inside a conundrum inside a Ferrero Rocher

....why is he staying 'til 11pm???

Mate, CHARLIE ADAM won't unveil himself now will he...

#MightDoLike

 

[davek]

....he arrived on his own mate, no reps. Never even brought POOKIE.

The name reminds me of 80s performance/'popular' beat combo Pookiesnackenburger.

 

[Professor Toffee]

....why is he staying 'til 11pm???

Mate, CHARLIE ADAM won't unveil himself now will he...

#MightDoLike

The size of him, take a long time to unveil

 

[TheFinnFan]

Just realised that Niasse looks lot like Floyd Mayweather

 

[ham2]

So why is Roberto staying at FF till 11pm
A mystery inside a conundrum inside a Ferrero Rocher

Make sure the baby is a kip before he gets home

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

I just Whatsapped this.

A Senegalese lad, comes over via Russia. Drives himself to Finch Farm.

Without any detail - at best, that seems very level headed.

At worst, a breakdown of liaison/lack of transfer nous. May sound trivial, but I did find it a little odd.

We probably told Byram to get the train to Hunts Cross and jog down to Finch Farm...

I do think we'll sign Niasse.

SKY: So, why did you prefer WEST HAM to EVERTON?

BYRAM: ...well, it was when EVERTON gave me a save-a-way and a betting slip with directions on, sort of put me off a bit.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Just realised that Niasse looks lot like Floyd Mayweather

Well if he reads like Mayweather no wonder it's taking forever to sign the contract.

 

[davek]

I just Whatsapped this.

A Senegalese lad, comes over via Russia. Drives himself to Finch Farm.

Without any detail - at best, that seems very level headed.

At worst, a breakdown of liaison/lack of transfer nous. May sound trivial, but I did find it a little odd.

We probably told Byram to get the train to Hunts Cross and jog down to Finch Farm...

I do think we'll sign Niasse.

Didn't Barry have to wait round the corner in his car not knowing if he was in or not before he signed...ready to speed to the next destination? Seem to remember a story like that.

 

[ham2]

F

Just realised that Niasse looks lot like Floyd Mayweather

Floyd mayweathers 2ft 4

 

[DrEFC]

@bluestevon with your positive hat on, what do you think he can bring to the team?

Surely better than £5mil + Naismith?

Have to say im not thrilled with this one which is odd for me as I have lots of faith in martinez when it comes to spending money.

Seems such an odd signing.

Why is it odd? Can't just always buy 'em young.

 

[TheFinnFan]

F
Floyd mayweathers 2ft 4

Face ffs

 

[Ashtonian]

Best story for me was when we had straq and drenthe sat in the lounge at the ground all day waiting until we sold 2 strikers and arteta just so we could afford to pay them