Tommy Chong
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well what choice do they have, he does have no legs!
Yeah, I know... It just seems like such a let-off...

well what choice do they have, he does have no legs!

Cripplefight!!And he's going to a prison for disabled convicts... How hardcore could that be?
Didnt half drag on all this though, glad its finished
Didnt half drag on all this though, glad its finished
Next reality tv ...Pistorius at Home ?
We could call it " Home Alone " and the title screen could be a smiling Oscar peering through a hole in the toilet door.
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