Martin Alvito
Player Valuation: £50m
I think you're missing the point of the running satire gag that is Dave's persona.What a surprise that basically the only time you post in this thread is to be negative. Never post about the great things that have happened. I know you hate the British but maybe try and enjoy the rest of it rather than just dipping in to push your boring agenda.
There's a reason that the avatar is a lemon with pips for eyes.