2023/24 Neal Maupay

[alwaysblue]

He is busy and deserved a goal today - had to score one of them. Fair play to the keeper too.

Really feel for him tbh - confidence is shot it pieces, but he’s not a lone striker and never has been.

Dyche should not be flogging the dead horse - dobbin, cannon, danjuma of chermiti to start of DCL is out.

Agreed mate. I thought he did OK, just the critical moments he struggled.

 

[ultra]

Dyche should not be flogging the dead horse - dobbin, cannon, danjuma of chermiti to start of DCL is out

Any one of those options would have converted at least one of those easy chances today.

Dyche is playing with fire by continually selecting this donkey. Ironically he was fine in general play today but his finishing is quite embarrassing.

 

[longers]

I haven’t seen him do that once since he joined.

 

[DanEFC92]

Would any other club put up with having him up top

 

[badloaf]

Although I feel
For little Neal
I hope Maupay
Won’t stay
On yer bike yer
Rubbish striker

 

[Sharpattack]

I hate overreacting but I seriously loathe this guy. He is beyond useless. In fact, I can’t stand him so much that if he scored I’d probably boo him.

 

[Mr Mig]

Agreed mate. I thought he did OK, just the critical moments he struggled.

‘He struggled’ this has to be one of the biggest understatements since GOT began

 

[lancs blue]

Agreed mate. I thought he did OK, just the critical moments he struggled.

I hope he doesn't train as a heart surgeon

 

[GoldenToffee]

It's got to the point to me where the only thing I can think of that might make a difference would be if his every touch, entrance and exit to and from the field is greeted with a chorus of boos. He's laughing all the way to the bank anyway so is hardly gonna cry about it, and it might force the club's hand into getting a better striker from the National League or the 3. Liga in Germany, etc.

 

[Blue peter]

*** Read on beyond my opening sentence *** I do feel for him - it must be awful when you know you have not performed at the level you should and 40,000 people in the ground think you’re sh1t.

He’s simply not good enough though (at this level generally never mind us), it’s the clubs fault for buying him in the first instance (which according to the Bobble was Kenwright and Moshiri) and then not replacing him. The fact is though I would sell him for the best price we can get, or negotiate the payment up of his contract and release him, once we do have replacements in.

 

[lancs blue]

Harry kane is up for sale bayern are losing

Make it so

 

[marsh]

A striker that doesn't score. Excellent

 

[GoldenToffee]

A striker that doesn't score. Excellent

What would the Everton board do?

Probably just bring in an unknown of 19 year old lad from Portugal then watch the transfer window slam shut!

 

[Axlswhk]

Worst part is he’s not even angry at himself for missing sitter after sitter.

 

[tommye]

Sweet Prince Oumar offered more than this absolute dog turd of a player.

This fella is comfortably the worst 'centre forward' I've ever had the misfortune to watch in an Everton shirt in 50 years.


Get him to f...