2022/23 Neal Maupay

[Tony101]

It wasn't the laboured run that got to me, it was the first touch. Just like our cat with a ping pong ball

Yeah he has proper snail pace same as McNeil but at least McNeil has some technical ability. But why do Everton sign players that would get beat in a foot race by a pigeon.

 

[Cameron Manning]

Dunno, think he's getting a raw deal. Salah would struggle in this side, we give him nothing.

I think he has a thankless task being asked to play upfront on his own at five foot odd against two giant centre backs but being honest he wasn’t and isn’t the player to do this job and although I have my doubts about whether Simms will make the grade nobody can tell me he wouldn’t have been better than Moupay upfront this season, and it certainly would have saved us £15M plus ten times the wages Simms is getting,and I think he would have scored more than the one goal the Frenchman has scored.

 

[Oddson]

People think Brands was bad but we replaced Brazil’s star striker with Dwight McNeil and Neal Maupay. That should earn a prison sentence

People think Brands was bad but we replaced Brazil’s star striker with Dwight McNeil and Neal Maupay. That should earn a prison sentence tbh.

Jeremy Clarkson quoted something similar: the person who sanctioned the signing of McNeil needs dragging through the city by the ball sack naked whilst having excrement thrown at them.

 

[Eggs]

….at least we know he got a bag of spanner’s for Christmas as he obviously had them in his shorts when he went on that run.

 

[Street end man]

….at least we know he got a bag of spanner’s for Christmas as he obviously had them in his shorts when he went on that run.

I've run quicker over sinking sand on Crosby beach

 

[kiss the crest]

I didn't even get excited for his sprint chance well non sprint because I seen it was Maupay and thought he's far too effin slow

I didn't either as he only had a 3 yard start on everyone else

 

[Dancing Pat]

It wasn't the laboured run that got to me, it was the first touch. Just like our cat with a ping pong ball

I doubt Maupay is actually that skilled tbh

 

[billyblue80]

Saw a heat map of him versus Wolves and he's barely in the box we are clearly playing a number ten up front

 

[MikeH72]

Should’ve been dragged off the second Gordon put that ball across the six yard box and he made absolutely no effort to try and get across the near post.

 

[garyw]

What do people expect when Brightons chairman upon his sale said he was their 4th choice forward an absolutely abysmal signing

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Imagine how funny it must be from a Brighton point of view to be 4 up at Goodison and see us bringing this useless bell end on to try and salvage something

 

[Alan0401]

What do people expect when Brightons chairman upon his sale said he was their 4th choice forward an absolutely abysmal signing

Can't believe they even signed him, I wouldn't have taken him for free

 

[Amokachi1995]

Small fat and slow with no technique. I don't get what he is supposed to be good at.

 

[heatmeiser]

Imagine how funny it must be from a Brighton point of view to be 4 up at Goodison and see us bringing this useless bell end on to try and salvage something

While they bring on a world cup winner. Grim.

 

[Ladda]

Brighton have only gotten better since they ditched him. The fact we paid money for someone who has made us worse at attacking is a massive disgrace.