Oddball
Player Valuation: £20m
Ha! Evidence? Forget the shine-box, scuttle off and compile a pie-chart.So overwhelmed by the sheer volume of evidence, you've run away* rather than take a moment to find some.
If you were truly interested in facts you would educate yourself but you are too far gone.
If you haven`t woken up to the stark reality of what`s going on by now you never will no matter what evidence is presented to you- even when a jack-boot is crashed into your fat bottom and repels you into your cell you will still refuse all the evidence.
*#IWentSleepyByeByes or you bored me into a stupor- take your pick, they`re both valid.