Rugby Toffee
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My daughter has called her week old son Samuel
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What's happened to normal names for kids?
Seriously there's some children now who should hate their parents when they're older.
They sound like either jarg porn stars or pet names.

It's a good, solid name but I hope it's soon shortened to 'Sam' And she only says 'samuel' when he's in big trouble.My daughter has called her week old son Samuel
@micknickJacob Rees-Mogg has 4 sons called
Tom Wentworth Somerset Dunstan,
Peter Theodore Alphege,
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius.
He's friends with my son Subzero...Me and my son Scorpio agree.
Heard him shouting get over here earlier.He's friends with my son Subzero...
Cornelius Throckmore ChryslerJust entered my name into this snooty name generator to be told my snooty name is percival lanchester montebank
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/9353#.VuXWmfnFJAj
When I was registering my son's birth the registrar told us she'd had to dissuade the last couple in from calling their son Dinosaur.