Names

[silent bob]

To Flora and Theo, a daughter, Lydia Enid Charlotte, a sister to Nelson and Pandora.

 

[Professor Toffee]

I always thought Jimmy Case should have called his son Justin.

Jimmys parents should have used a condom Justin

 

[silent bob]

To Clemence and Doric, a daughter Alice Nissa, sister to Hugo and Hadrien.

 

[larbert toffee]

My youngest lad was in a class with a girl called Iona, fair enough you might say? unfortunately her surname was Dick! True story sorry to say,I see deed pole being googled.

 

[silent bob]

To Sophie and Richard, a son, Rupert Alexander Ormonde, brother to Arabella.

 

[silent bob]

To Fiona and Howard, a son, Coen Vance, brother to Arden.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

True story. Was in M and S in Liverpool some years ago. A small child was playing up and thumped her smaller sister. Both girls were dressed in those completely over the top frilly frocks that were popular at the time. The mother turned to the offending child and said "Ey Bathsheba don't you hit our Lydia" There was a stunned silence as those in earshot turned to stare at Bathsheba.

 

[wm02]

True story. Was in M and S in Liverpool some years ago. A small child was playing up and thumped her smaller sister. Both girls were dressed in those completely over the top frilly frocks that were popular at the time. The mother turned to the offending child and said "Ey Bathsheba don't you hit our Lydia" There was a stunned silence as those in earshot turned to stare at Bathsheba.

I imagine a young David was lurking

 

[anjelikaferrett]

It's not a person's name but yesterday at work I came across a dementia unit called Forget Me Not House. Surely they could have picked a different flower name?!

 

[kev]

Is Keith a normal name ?? or Kevin??

Both normal names, for males born in Birkenhead.

Change your tack lads.
You're sailing close to the wind there.

 

[Efcjake]

Girlfriend's mate goes with a Hungarian bloke. Their firstborn is called ZOLTAN!


...Which I imagine will put the fear of death in kids at the playground when she bellows it. (The mum is massive)

 

[Furey1878]

What's happened to normal names for kids?

Seriously there's some children now who should hate their parents when they're older.

They sound like either jarg porn stars or pet names.

Genuinely thought you'd dropped all pretence and straight up asked people for their names when I read the thread title.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Because I've spoke to two people today with weird names and pitied them.

Keaton and Harri.

I wish to clarify that Harri was a girl.

As if girls would speak to you.

 

[Kiwi]

Genuinely thought you'd dropped all pretence and straight up asked people for their names when I read the thread title.

Nah he was just lining up @micknick for a rip.

 

[larrygobfiend]

Wyatt is in the top 10 of boy names since the start of this year.

Wow