Pienaar's gloves
Player Valuation: £35m
You can just tell this lad wants to win and he's willing to do it all ugly if he has to. What we need right now!
He's the worst midfielder I've ever seen play for Everton.
LOL
Hes utterly amazing, he makes me sex wee everytime I watch him play, I love him like no other before.
Because you're seduced by his tattoos and tackling Messi.
I dont even like tats that much bruh.
I know you see it, so you can stop this right now.
Didn't think it was one of his better games today but he'll come along.
LOL
Hes utterly amazing, he makes me sex wee everytime I watch him play, I love him like no other before.
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