Moyes agrees "hands off deals" with Fellaini and Baines

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very funny and disturbing too

Can just picture Kenwright and Moyes in the office. Kenwright on his knees, grovelling, tears streaming down his face.

"Please Davey! They hate me as it. That b*****d Blue Union will have a f*****g field day if you take Leighton and the hairy one! Don't do it. Please David. PLEASE!......... I'll dance for you. You'd like that wouldn't you, Dave? C'mon, you want Big Bill to dance? Yeah, you like that, don't you David?..... yeaahhhh!"

Afterwards, 'Big Bill' consoles himself with a Kinder Egg. He opens the surprise, only to find he's already got they toy inside.

He lies there, desolate. With a plastic frog 'on swap' and no manager. And just the faint hope that Moyes liked his dance enough to not rob his players.

The days of the boys' pen are but a distant memory.[/This is actually hilarious, the image is very creative and piss funny, if not a little disturbing you could dream that scenario up PMSL]
 
At the risk of verbal thrashing I am tending to agree to the sale of Fellani but the forum is all about opinions right? Yes he's a great talisman and a threat to defences (mostly for hospitalisation reasons at the mo). Here is my question: Would you class him in the same legendary status as big Dunc?/Latchford?/Sharpy? or any of the 84/5 squad..?) and what we desperately need is a proven 20+ goal a season scorer (like rocking horse **** I know).

I cant get to any games as I live a little further away than Kirkby and I only see the blues on Star Sports in Asia, with that pathetic kopite McMahon, so I am genuinely asking, is he really worth keeping, or is he our money to buy a proven net buster? Jelavic has fell for 2nd season syndrome and if he doesnt get a grip hell be playing for Wolves soon. Views...either way welcome.
 
I'd rather we lost Fellaini than Barkley. Barkley potentially could be better than Fellaini.


24 mil is too little though.

Kind of stinks when a manager who sets up a contract with a get-out-close with a star player takes advantage of the same clause when he moves to another club.
 
At the risk of verbal thrashing I am tending to agree to the sale of Fellani but the forum is all about opinions right? Yes he's a great talisman and a threat to defences (mostly for hospitalisation reasons at the mo). Here is my question: Would you class him in the same legendary status as big Dunc?/Latchford?/Sharpy? or any of the 84/5 squad..?) and what we desperately need is a proven 20+ goal a season scorer (like rocking horse **** I know).

I cant get to any games as I live a little further away than Kirkby and I only see the blues on Star Sports in Asia, with that pathetic kopite McMahon, so I am genuinely asking, is he really worth keeping, or is he our money to buy a proven net buster? Jelavic has fell for 2nd season syndrome and if he doesnt get a grip hell be playing for Wolves soon. Views...either way welcome.

felli is my fave player, but being realistic, he probably has to be sold. we could buy 2 or 3 great players with his fee and improve on our squad. Obviously in an ideal situation we'd have a chairman who wasn't skint and such a ****, but sadly we're a selling to improve team. Nothing wrong with that really, nearly every team in the world has to sell their best players with the exception as say about 5 or 6 in the world.

Just hope we get a good deal for him if he does go, if he doesn't then great, he's a genuine class act, but he'll be much easier to replace than baines - there's no way we could get another LB at that quality because they're all playing at a higher level.

Felli is a cult hero, legend would be a bit too far-fetched imo
 
24 mil is too little though.

Kind of stinks when a manager who sets up a contract with a get-out-close with a star player takes advantage of the same clause when he moves to another club.

if he has a buy-out clause it's not as low as that btw, don't worry
 
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