Gwladysover
Player Valuation: £35m
Give me a minute, I’ll get my tiny violin….Morning all. I think I’ve discovered what’s been keeping me awake. Apparently a poor chap was trying to escape from war torn and ravaged Singapore but while economy seats were available he had to wait a few days to get one in business class as his influencer photos wouldn’t have been as good and that could have killed him. Anyway I hope you can all join me in praying that the meals on the plane are of a good standard as this poor man has been through enough pain and suffering while having to spend a few extra nights in a smart hotel while watching the events in the Middle East. My heart goes out to him for the suffering he has had to endure…..I shall stay awake for a few more hours saying prayers for him……the bulldog British spirit will see him through this….
