Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

So I drank my cup of nog and then had another half or so after adjusting it a bit. I’m a) drunk and b) likely to paint the walls with exorcist level vomit any minute
I feel your pain. Far too much wine consumed. One of the board games came out early. "Name the head of the Gestapo" Daughter " Gestapo? Isn't that Italian cheese. Oh no. That's Gazpacho" Later on, in response to " Who was Cordelia's father?" Totally confident "Elvis".
 
I can imagine loads of guys in cat outfits turning up at messy's house hoping to be adopted

Cat litter tray might be a problem
It seems we already have a litter problem at home with our new kitten. The hubby just went home to check on her and the little devil had taken a pee and poop by the Christmas tree. Certainly not the sort of present that Mr. Sassy wanted to find.
 

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