Martinez V Brendan

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Pretty sure it's the "Welts Xavi" - meaning the equivalent of Xavi with severe welts on his feet.

In all seriousness, the man is a tube.

Xavi with welts still sounds pretty decent. how severe? a few painkillers and he could be worth a punt. listening again it could just be some form of gaelic.. thassa web shabby... meaning run of the mill squad player I think
 
Brendan definitely wastes more money, generates more hot air.

Brendan has a filosophee - Roberto has a physiotherapy degree.
 
look at Brendon's teeth

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Like a condemned row of terraced houses.
 
Rodgers is full of ****, his gob goes into overdrive spouting endless drivel trying to make the simple sound complicated - Martinez knows when to speak & when to shut the **** up.
 
...Brenda wears one of those wooden necklaces suggesting he fancies himself and is clinging to his youth. Looking at his missus I reckon there's a fight for the spuds at tea time in his house. Not sure what Mrs Martinez is like but she must be better.
 
did we ever find out what was in Brendan's famous three envelopes of people who would let them all down. was it just a tease, and a clever ploy to guarantee they fought hard for seventh spot. my bet was they said , 'the defence', 'the midfield', 'the attack'. proving him a genius
 
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