Martinez V Brendan

[Chang Elephant]

Brendan is pictured with young men at Garlands.

Roberto is a family man.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

did we ever find out what was in Brendan's famous three envelopes of people who would let them all down. was it just a tease, and a clever ploy to guarantee they fought hard for seventh spot. my bet was they said , 'the defence', 'the midfield', 'the attack'. proving him a genius

What was this whole envelope thing? I've heard it a few times but never in detail.

Also, on topic, Brenda's a bell and Martinez is a lovely chap.

 

[Ihaters]

What was this whole envelope thing? I've heard it a few times but never in detail.

Also, on topic, Brenda's a bell and Martinez is a lovely chap.

Said in that Liverpool TV program at the start of the season, that he had written 3 names in 3 envelopes that were going to let the squad and the club down..
Then he said make sure your not one of the names in the envelopes, brilliantly missing the fact that if he's already written the names in the envelopes there was nothing they could to avoid it.

 

[njligernj]

Brendan is pictured with young men at Garlands. Roberto is a family man.

Okay fine so Brendan has one positive but overall I think it's clear who is better.

Can we please come up with something better than Brenda? They're either going to go with Roberta (and then we'll all look like idiots) or they'll come up with something better while we're stuck with an "insult" a seven year old from 1955 would use ("you have a girl's name now ha-ha!").

 

[Goat]

I dont care what they say, the cnut will always be Brenda to me.

 

[njligernj]

Said in that Liverpool TV program at the start of the season, that he had written 3 names in 3 envelopes that were going to let the squad and the club down.. Then he said make sure your not one of the names in the envelopes, brilliantly missing the fact that if he's already written the names in the envelopes there was nothing they could to avoid it.

Imagine what Suarez would have done if he wasn't trying to avoid letting them down.

 

[Hellerad]

 

[njligernj]

I dont care what they say, the cnut will always be Brenda to me.

Because being a woman isn't as good as being a man?

I just think we could do better. It's like nursery school level bantz.

 

[Ihaters]

One is trying his best to keep us above Liverpool, the other only joined us yesterday so hasn't had chance to do the same.

 

[jamieni]

Who would have thought 20 years ago that between the managers of Everton, Liverpool and Man Utd there would be one major trophy.

 

[caught]

Said in that Liverpool TV program at the start of the season, that he had written 3 names in 3 envelopes that were going to let the squad and the club down..
Then he said make sure your not one of the names in the envelopes, brilliantly missing the fact that if he's already written the names in the envelopes there was nothing they could to avoid it.

Imagine what Suarez would have done if he wasn't trying to avoid letting them down.

I've often wondered what the keen mind of Stevie G made of that logical black hole Rodgers created.

The whole thing is even more embarrassing when you consider Ferguson did the same thing the season before winning his first title with Man Utd. Of course, Ferguson just said there were three names in a single envelope, later admitting there was never an envelope. Rodgers was actually filmed holding three seperate envelopes. Three: the reason being he types everything in size 36 comic sans font, so one wouldn't have been adequate.

Honestly, I think he's done more for satirical comedy than Ricky Gervais.

 

[Del]

What was this whole envelope thing? I've heard it a few times but never in detail.

Also, on topic, Brenda's a bell and Martinez is a lovely chap.

Alex Ferguson used it year ago, Rodgers stole it which would have been fine but for the fact he was on T.V the flappy faced ****

 

[Eggs]

Who would have thought 20 years ago that between the managers of Everton, Liverpool and Man Utd there would be one major trophy.

.....interesting. In fact who would've thought it 6 months ago.

 

[caught]

did we ever find out what was in Brendan's famous three envelopes of people who would let them all down. was it just a tease, and a clever ploy to guarantee they fought hard for seventh spot. my bet was they said , 'the defence', 'the midfield', 'the attack'. proving him a genius

Good shout - they got beat 3-0 by WBA the day after the stunt.

I heard at the end of season awards show he burst out of a 6ft manilla envelope that had been dangling enticingly above the pulpit. I say "burst" - it took him about 20 minutes. When he regained composure he instructed everyone to look under their seats, where a single white envelope was taped under each. Inside they all read the same thing: The envelope is you/You are the envelope. As each player slowly raised their eyes from the koan-like words, crying and shaking, Rogers disappeared in a thick red mist that was, on closer inspection, actually more pink than red.

Interestingly, this was a variation on the court room defence of his rapist son, proving yet again that Rogers is nothing if he isn't unoriginal.

 

[paulbefc]

Okay fine so Brendan has one positive but overall I think it's clear who is better.

Can we please come up with something better than Brenda? They're either going to go with Roberta (and then we'll all look like idiots) or they'll come up with something better while we're stuck with an "insult" a seven year old from 1955 would use ("you have a girl's name now ha-ha!").

Surely taking this kind of bollocks seriously is akin to the conduct of a seven year old?