I think I've got it.
To the tune of "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jr.
"LUKAKU
If you need a goal, or you need two
Who you gonna call?
LUKAKU
I ain't afraid of red sh!te
I ain't afraid of the kop"
The tune works great, I'm sure you guys can come up with better lyrics, I'm just a dumb Yank.
Link for inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvkKX035484
Whats with all the references to Liverpool? You dont hear any of their players songs mentioning Osman, Jags etc, lets just keep it about us.
aah give us a fkn song there Tinners lad go on
Lukaku's Coming over the hill
He's a Monster - he's a Monster !
Lukaku whoa whoa
Lukaku whoa whoa
He wears our royal blue
He's gonna score past you!
Or one of the chelsea shouts was to the tune of seven nation army
Romeluuu Lukaaaku
Some of the song shouts are good but we need to give the lfc references a miss.
He's Big, He's Bad
Purple Aki is his dad
Lukaku
Lukaku

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