Lukaku Song

[Pat's Van]

to the tune of Agadoo...

Lukaku-ku-ku
Push pineapple shake the tree

Lukaku-ku-ku
Steven Gerrard smells of wee

To the left to the right
where's Fellaini ? he's been sold

But we'll score past the sh!te
coz Lukaku's fkn gold

be honest lads...:blink:

 

[Goat]

 

[thomo1878]

saw this on twitter...:

"Romelu Lukaku, you are the love of my life,
Romelu Lukaku, I'd let you shag my wife,
Romelu Lukaku, please be gentle with her.."

I laughed.

 

[emb]

to the tune of Agadoo...


Lukaku-ku-ku
Steven Gerrard smells of wee

If nothing is sung to the tune of Agadoo ever again, it will be far too soon. But this line has potential.

 

[chicoazul]

The big steroided [Poor language removed] is gonna leave yer mar's arse in flames.
Bet you that kopite [Poor language removed] Suarez will swerve calling him names.
Lukaku. Oh.

 

[Cena]

Lukaku, makes defenders stink of poo

Score the goals, you Belgian ace,

score SOME goals

SOCCER!

 

[Pat's Van]

ok ok, that was sh!te, what about to the tune of The Who's "Who Are You?"

luuuuuukaku -loo loo, loo loo

luuuuuukaku- loo loo, loo loo

?????????

 

[bluejock]

He's big, he's black,
He'll get Rodgers the sack
Lukaku
Lukaku

 

[Pabbers]

That is sound

 

[barneygumble]

He's big, he's black,
He'll get Rodgers the sack
Lukaku
Lukaku

OH LAD DONT BE RACIST

 

[Pat's Van]

or for anyone familiar with The Beatles finest work, Abbey Road

"he came in through the transfer window...."

...I can't remember the rest of it soz x

 

[MickM86]

He's on loan from Chelsea, gives one hundred percent til empty, his team mate drives a Bentley, an he just drives a SAAAABBB!, he's gonna be a STAARRR, we gotta play him from the STAARRTT, up and down the pitch he'll DAAARRTT, he'll play with all his HEAARRTT and his name is LUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKU!!!!

 

[Pabbers]

Avanti Regazzi Lukaku

 

[Pat's Van]

to the tune of "my coocachoo" by Alvin Piecrust...

Coo! Coo! I just want you
I really love the things that you do
Come on ! Love-a-me too
Won't you be my Lukaku
Sweetness - I like your dress
I love the way you know you're the best
I'm in love! an' I'm in a mess
I really want you Loo ka koo

 

[Goat]