Lukaku Song

[MickM86]

You're a natural with words, I bet it get you all the birds, you wanna take it round all the karaoke pubs, and show it off like you're hanging with Stubbs.

Forget Stubbs and pubs I'll take it to clubs, think I'm on the west coast "rollin on dubs", I might get a bird who's gonna show me some love, but she only wants a fella with a bag of that "stuff", so enough, if I get her fu**ed up on some drugs, I might be back in her place down on that muff

And my knees are cut because the carpet is rough.

Go.....

 

[chicoazul]

No, I think I'm quite happy to let you win this particular rap war MC Micko. Congratulations mate.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

M....i.....k.......double E

Talkin about talkin about talking about Mikeeee

 

[Pat's Van]

there once was a man called rodger
and mick86' liked to play with his todger
he put his hand down his pants
and asked him to dance
but the man was having none and said "sod ya"

 

[MickM86]

there once was a man called rodger
and mick86' liked to play with his todger
he put his hand down his pants
and asked him to dance
but the man was having none and said "sod ya"

I love it.

 

[meagher94]

What's that coming over the hill is it Lukaku?

IS IT LUKAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Fensta]

To the tune of ABBA - Waterloo ( first verse is optional, mostly it's about the chorus ).

My my, we signed you up, Mourinho did surrender
Oh yeh, at Goodison you'll terrorise defenders....
The history here sticks with you,
Whenever you play for the blues.....

Romelu, Score us a goal and the crowd will roar
Romelu, Promise to love you for ever more
Romelu, Couldn't escape if you wanted to
Romelu, Knowing your fate is to be a blue
Whoa whoa whoa whoa Romelu, do us a favour and score a few.

 

[West]

Lukaku he Squats aki when he wants
He squats Aki when he wants
Lukaku Squats Aki when he Waaannts

 

[ND7]

I think more short an sweet like
Lukaa ku ku ku
He's f@&kin built like a tree
Lukaa ku ku ku
He'l score 1,2 then 3