Lukaku Song

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Lu-kaku-ku-ku
Proved that Carra was a farce
Lu-kaku-ku-ku
Left the [Poor language removed] on his Arse

Lu-kaku-ku-ku
He'll prove Mourinho wrong
Lu-kaku-ku-ku
just for you I wrote this song

He breaks the back of the net
Cos he's one massive get
He can bench 500k
2 strides and he is away


Lu-kaku-ku-ku

 

[Pat's Van]

Lu-kaku-ku-ku
Proved that Carra was a farce
Lu-kaku-ku-ku
Left the [Poor language removed] on his Arse

Lu-kaku-ku-ku
He'll prove Mourinho wrong
Lu-kaku-ku-ku
just for you I wrote this song

He breaks the back of the net
Cos he's one massive get
He can bench 500k
2 strides and he is away


Lu-kaku-ku-ku

oh yes Reids !!

obviously a pro'

 

[MickM86]

Give me a LU! (LU!) give me a KA (KA!) give me a KU (KU) lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

 

[pablo 1878]

ok ok, that was sh!te, what about to the tune of The Who's "Who Are You?"

luuuuuukaku -loo loo, loo loo

luuuuuukaku- loo loo, loo loo

?????????

Best of a bad bunch. Has potential as it has so few words...

 

[Azzurri]

Hahahaha I love GOT.

This is a very serious thread on RAWK.

 

[Pat's Van]

fkn L lads, making me work here...

what about this, a reworking of Naughty Boy's fantastic "la la la" (feat Sam Smith)

I'm covering my ears like a kid
When the score's one nothing, I go la la la
I'm spilling all my Bovril when you shoot
'Cause if the goalie can't stop it, he won't find a way to block it, we go
Lu-ka-ku la la la la na na na na na
Lu-ka-ku la la la la la na na na na na,
can't find a way to block it, we go
Lu-ka-ku na, la la la la la na na na na na [2x]

...for the trendies

 

[bluejock]

Tucks his 14 inch cock
Into Royal Blue socks
That's Lukaku

Centre backs bounce off him
And the goals they fly in
That's Lukaku

Barkley's pass, right into his path, Agger falls on his a-arse

Bainesy's cross, rises from the spot, meets his head, [Poor language removed] off Rodgers....

 

[caught]

Help! We need somebody!
Help! We not just anybody!
Help! We need Lu-ka-koo-ooo-ooo

When we were young
Oh so much younger than today
We never needed Lukaku
In any single way
But now Duncan has gone
We're not so self-assured
We need bix sexy Romelu
To make 6th place secured

Help me if you can
We're feeling down
We need Lukaku
To cure our frowns
And to keep our fans
In the ground
And to raaaaaaaapppeeeeee Stevie G (whisper) metaphoricaleee-eeee-eeee..... ohhh-ohhh

 

[Pat's Van]

Help! We need somebody!
Help! We not just anybody!
Help! We need Lu-ka-koo-ooo-ooo

When we were young
Oh so much younger than today
We never needed Lukaku
In any single way
But now Duncan has gone
We're not so self-assured
We need bix sexy Romelu
To make 6th place secured

Help me if you can
We're feeling down
We need Lukaku
To cure our frowns
And to keep our fans
In the ground
And to raaaaaaaapppeeeeee Stevie G (whisper) metaphoricaleee-eeee-eeee..... ohhh-ohhh

hahaha that's ace !

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Something by the Boomtown Rats, surely...

 

[Louietheblue]

The big steroided [Poor language removed] is gonna leave yer mar's arse in flames.
Bet you that kopite [Poor language removed] Suarez will swerve calling him names.
Lukaku. Oh.

GANGSTA THAT LID.

 

[Louietheblue]

HE'S BIG

HE'S BLACK

HE SHAGS YOU FROM THE BACK

LU-KA-KUUU

LU-KA-KUUU

 

[chicoazul]

GANGSTA THAT LID.

Hahahaha.

 

[Louietheblue]

To all those who are so obviously into their ragga music, sang to the strains of Beanie Man's WHO AM I:

ZIM ZIMMER,

WHO'S GOT THE KEYS BILLS BEAMER?

LU-KA-KU

HE'LL SMASH YOUR WIFES HOLE IN

LU-KA-KU

HE'LL BANG ALL THE GOALS IN

IN A RUSH PASS HIM THE BALL AND HE'S SCORIN

LU-KA-KU.

****ED WEST BROM OFF TO JOIN US

I await lots of green bars from you for being so good....

 

[maccavennie]

He's Big, He's Bad
Purple Aki is his dad
Lukaku
Lukaku